Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P or just get some rest…it is entirely up to her!!
Info for Smart women and men that make bad choices in mates!!
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!
Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
Quiet as kept, Tiger Woods is a HUGE ARROGANT ASS!!
Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
Yeah, she likes his acting and he loves her music!!
Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
Archives: Television
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Reality personalities, not stars, are not actors, they are just acting! Screw the b.s. enough is enough! I don’t care how many horny adolescent/middle age men think that Audrina Patridge is sexy, because beauty is subjective, I am just so threw with every two-bit reality hack thinking that somehow it is their TALENT that causes them to be so wildly popular and successful. I truly miss and yearn for smart and funny television shows, that put real actors to work! That being said, I am glad that the Police were taking Audrina’s stalker seriously, Tila Tequila…….yeah right!! It is just so sad and I am definitely so damn old by remembering what actually passed for good television. Oh well, time to read a book, or at least watch SportsCenter, dah dah dun dah dah dun! Pics
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Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
What’s funny is that in this industry, things don’t always seem as they appear. Case in point although there will be a good amount of denial on Heidi and Spencer’s part of his lack of visibility, I can bet that very soon he will be slinging dirt on her as a changed, self-absorbed, cold woman that has broken his heart. And little Heidi will go on to start dating C/B list stars. My mom always told me that you don’t worry about the loud ones in life, it is always the quiet ones that cause the biggest noise. But then again, I could be wrong as Spencer may be working on a multimillion dollar deal with HSN, Universal, and Lexus, to cross brand Heidi as true icon….then she will dump him. So how is that fake marriage working out? Hope you have some kind of contract like Lamar Odom and his small power forward wife.
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Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
Before I start slamming, I will applaud Jessica for sticking up for her sister Ashlee in regards to her getting axed from Melrose Place. But here are some hard fast truths, this show sucks BIG TIME and neither, neither, damnit I said NEITHER ONE OF THESE SIMPSONS CAN ACT!! It is like watching two angry old blind men trying to beat the crap out of one another, sad. You can blame the lame story lines, lame actors, or both, which by the way if we had a dollar for every pretty face with no talent, this country would no longer have a deficit!  So Ashlee should go back to being a loving mother and working on her “music” and Jessica should continue to make her fortune on shoes, handbags, and hair products on QVC with her boy Ken Paves, oh and looking for her next boyfriend to follow around like puppy. With the different man she has dated/screwed, John Mayer, Bam Margera, and that comedian turned actor, Ryan Reynolds light (clearly he is that memorable to me), you think she would be utilizing her comedic timing. Also, stop going twitter pages to rant, it really makes you look like an idiot! Read
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Kevin Federline is losing weight for money and public affection…aww!!
As some would look at it, Kevin’s transformation from hot to not is a desperate cry for help…yeah at Hometown Buffet for more biscuits, fried chicken, and macaroni and cheese! The Notorious P.I.G has once again worked the angles so that cash in to the tune of 100k by being on Celebrity Fit Club, eat, talk, reveal, cry, moan, have a revelation, cause mild drama, lose weight, get paid, and book other gigs. Some people got this stuff figured out so tight that it makes us regular people look like we are standing still. So after this program, Kevin will re-invent himself by becoming People’s Man of The Year. Good luck with that one Eight Piece, two large sides, six biscuits, and chocolate cake. Read
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Kate and Jon are both ridiculous and are profiting off the kids!!
I really don’t care if Kate is a bitch and Jon is a douche, they have both behaved extremely poorly with a bevy of he said/she said foolishness. They could have handled their faulty marriage much differently and even if was going to end, it is sooo low class to fight your battles in the media, what about the kids? These two idiots give no thought to the fact that their parents didn’t have the maturity to put aside differences to protect the kids. So now, TLC has fired Jon and now the show will be Kate plus 8, I am sure that Jon will have limited screen time, only relating to picking up, dropping off the kids, or phone conversations with Kate, who will run the gamut from strong woman/mother to vulnerable woman/mother. This show should hopefully be off the air very soon, so the kids won’t have to be a part of this foolishness any longer, when in reality, if it weren’t for them there would be no show! Jon and Kate, get your stuff together and stop playing the victim and put your children first, IDIOTS!!
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C’mon Ryan, Khlodom aren’t interested in a spinoff….DUH!!!!!!!!
After one month of absolute bliss, Khlodom made their faux love official in a very private and quiet ceremony, sans cameras and paparazzi. The only part of this union that has any sort of reality to it is the post-nup that these two mental midgets lawyers are handling. This marriage is a thinly veiled arrangement that I and most people give less than a year, I say a year to a year and half, of course contingent upon the financial agreement from the reality show and it’s possible/probable popularity. A funny aside is that clearly Khloe’s sex game is a little tighter than Kim’s and besides, Khloe doesn’t put her squeezebox up mass production. Reggie Bush is not phased by this union, he will continue to keep Kim on a short leash until he waives her, trust.
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Really Lamar, really??? How many ballers has Khloe had, you simp!!
I am not usually an very negative person, but either this is the biggest stunt for the end of summer or LA Lakers forward Lamar Odom is a straight fool!! How the hell are you gonna just be like, “yeah, I am gonna wife the biggest Kardashian, because she is so demure and reserved!” Seriously, how long have they been dating? I am serious as hell in that this is not a good look for Lamar, and old boy comes off as some kind of mental midget. This really stinks of a reality show spinoff, these two ARE NOT IN LOVE!! That meeting with all the Laker wives and girlfriends/concubines is gonna be like the first day of third grade when there was always one kid clearly taller than the rest, that kid is Khloe Kardashian. Soon to be Kardashian-Odom, and after the reality show bombs or is revealed as a sham, they will annul the marriage.
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Not a fan of Jessica but the Cowboys loss is all Romo!!
Even if Jessica Simpson Twittered good luck to Tony Romo that shouldn’t matter, unless he is truly a mental midget and shouldn’t be bothered by any of her foolishness. I watched the game and the Giants and Cowboys look good, but Romo has got be more disciplined as a quarterback, just look at Eli Manning, mind you he is not a God like his brother Peyton, whatever!! Romo has to stop with the stupid throws into triple coverage and behind his receivers, and someone has to decided to step up and be the go to guy in the receiver corps. The defensive backs were also a little spotty, but these are all things that can be tweaked. With Kitna and McGee there, hopefully Romo will be a little smarter about the things he is doing. So let’s leave Jessica out of this one, she is a non-factor. Read
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Please tell me this is a lie Chris…Shysty shysty shysty!!
Uh oh, The Star is reporting that Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo and music industry hubby Chris Ivery may be having more than just a child, as rumors of infidelity on his part swirl. The young woman in question is a 19 year-old waitress that he met in Mass. named Rachel Artz, the young woman spills the beans about several sexual encounters between them, and all I can say is, really Chris really?? Is this the kind of foolishness you want to put on your wife and newborn? Man, this had better be some stalker kind of disgruntled wackjob stuff or else, karma is really gonna way lay your ass!! One of the most selfless things a woman can do for a man, is to WILLINGLY HAVE HIS CHILD! So if she is a little irritably, bitchy, emotional, DEAL WITH IT! Otherwise, if Ellen were really that much of a problem or headcase, then why did you marry her? Read
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Mad Men season 1,2,3…hello my pale beauty!!
Not much to say other than Christina Hendricks is a doll and is oh so fun to watch. She makes smoking sexy, and I absolutely abhor smoking. Who says there aren’t any natural beauties on television that aren’t necessarily a size zero! I like women that look like women and eat full meals, now that is muy caliente!!
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Victoria Prince’s life with a D-list do nothing….PASS!!
Here is the deal with Kevin Federline, besides being a good dad, but having the ambition of a wet noodle, the guy is not addicted to drugs, has no dui’s, doesn’t beat his girlfriend, and isn’t a public nuisance, so all in all whether you like him or not he isn’t that bad. Also he appears to be monogamous, which is a great example to his kids, especially not having a revolving door of ho’s. All of that being said, VH1 or any cable show looking to give him a show, is absolutely stupid, this dude is about 250lbs of laziness, and my feelings on this mirror Denise Richards having her daughters on her show, but at least she is an actress. Does Kevin own a laundrymat, car dealership, or something to that respect that would actually be show worthy? I would rather see a show from his girlfriend, Victoria’s perspective, especially if she is going to resume her career as a professional volleyball player. Kevin is looking for more 10 minute fame and a quick buck, which he should be a part of Celebrity Fit camp or the Biggest Loser, take that how you like. Read
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Jessica Simpson’s reinvention hinges on moving from daddy Joe!!
Jessica Simpson is a talented singer but has taken some horrible advice from her father, but she has proven to be a more capable talent in regards to her different product lines, shoes etc. She is who she is, don’t expect her to expound on the North Korean conflict or schism in Iran regarding oppressive old ways versus newer breathable views. It is pretty easy to call someone stupid, as we have all been guilty of it, Jessica has matured a lot since her show “The Newlyweds” and she has just agreed to host a show called “The Price of Beauty” which is a pretty good concept. She and a guest will be travelling internationally and see what different tips and methods women have for beauty. When she has her own thing to concentrate on, and is not following Tony Romo around like some kind of lost dog, Jessica is in a good place and in her power, but she needs to go that extra step and move from under the tutelage of her father. Joe has done a tremendous amount for his daughter and like him or not, he is responsible for a great amount of her success, but in business it is necessary to move onto newer ways of action. Also, Jessica needs to stop with the ditzy blonde image ala Macy’s commercials, and anyone that wants to continue that vein, she should not work with, it is counterproductive. Ultimately, no one will take you seriously if you don’t take yourself seriously! Read
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Leighton Meester with a sex tape….this is getting old, people!!
I have barely watched the show “Gossip Girl” as it is true horrible acting foolishness at it’s finest! It would be presumptuous to say Leighton Meester had full knowledge of a boyfriend filming themselves “doin’ it” but in reality odds are that if she wasn’t outraged or suing him for invasion of privacy issues, then she agreed to it. This generation of actors have a really warped sense of hardwork without shortcuts, granted some are entertainers/performers rather than actors, there should be little disagreement with this. I am surprised that Meryl Streep and Jessica Lange really were against releasing a sextape, as it might have led to a quicker Oscar nod. Wow, just when you think someone might be a little smarter about putting their business in the street, clearly that is not the case!
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Tori and Candy Spelling are both full of it, but the kids are innocent!!
These two women have been going at each other for a very long time, even before the death of Aaron Spelling. When Candy would have her “outside fun” someone would be there to conver her tracks and when Tori was cheating on her first husband, someone was also there to cover her tracks as well. I would rather watch Tori and Dean’s show any day of the week than Denise Richards show, “Don’t take me serious”, there show is fun and interesting, but they do film a great amount around their lives. So, when their newest child Stella was going to be having her first birthday party, Tori did the right thing to reach out and invite her mom, who accepted and signed a clearance to be filmed on T.V., but this self-absorbed crazymomma did as much as call to cancel. Perhaps Candy thinks that she can take it all with her, but she will one day find out that she can’t and of this meaningless bullshit that has been going on for years was a tremendous waste of time. It is always nice for a grandchild to get to know their grandparents, but under these circumstances the toxic intentions/behavior makes it all a waste of time. The spoiled Queen mother and Princess! Read
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You can count on family to sell you out…Jon-Kate=hurt 8!!
Kate’s brother Kevin and his wife have all but exposed the sham of a marrriage as ending, except for the sake of their show. I am certain that Kate, who is an aspiring talk show host, definitely wants to capitalize on as much exposure as possible. Watching reruns of their show, there was rarely if ever any love or romance between Jon and Kate. Even if they had three kids it would probably be the same, it seemed that a lot of the time Kate was somewhat annoyed by something. I really wish that they could try a reconciliation for the sake of the children and stop trying to be famous, but it maybe too late. Read
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