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The JG — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:18:33 +0000

Based on the past couple of months of Tiger Wood’s foolish infidelity and most recently Jesse’s James’ idiotic behavior, there are couple of things that come to mind. First, there is some definite blame that should go to Elin and Sandra. If there men had no past history of arrogant/asshole behavior then the infidelity would most certainly be a surprise, however that is not the case with either men. Truly what you see is what you get, and sometimes for the sake of love or some other “pie in the sky, rose colored glasses notion”, common sense is unfortunately given a vacation. Such is the case with these two women that I am more than certain were given enough clues to how their men truly were, but they either refused to believe it or they just plain ignored it. I present you with a paraphrased version of the frog and the scorpion. One day there was a scorpion that was trying to get from ones side of a lake to the other, he approached a frog and asked him for a ride. The frog declined saying that the scorpion would sting him and they would drown, however the scorpion promised he would do no such thing, and the two continued to debate for hours until the frog finally agreed. While the frog was swimming in the middle of the lake, with the other shore in sight, the scorpion stung him. The frog said to the scorpion, “you promised you wouldn’t sting me!” The scorpion said, “yeah I know, but what do you expect, I am a scorpion!’” And of course the two drowned. It is not about height, race, money, ethnicity, but it is about the heart/intention that always reveals itself, the question is, ARE YOU LISTENING???!!!!

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David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!

The JG — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:39:30 +0000

For the average Joe, tearing your achilles is a very painful and tedious recovery, but for a uber Soccer God of the magnitude of David Beckham, this could very well alter his career. Being involved in a sport that heavily depends on running such as Track and Field and Soccer, and coupled with age, I know people think that David can walk on water, but don’t be surprised if he is not the same player. I believe Donovan Bailey, former track star, had his career reduced severely after an achilles tear, it is just the nature of the injury. What will work in David’s favor is taking his time coming back and utilizing the state of the heart rehab that is at his disposal. Also, he looks a tad bit pissed off in this pic, thanks to TMZ for the pic.

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The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!

The JG — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:15:19 +0000

I don’t even know where to begin on this latest bit of foolishness? I am sitting on a recumbant bike on the gym this morning and I see a blurb on the financial channel that an Irish Catholic Diocese is appealing to their parishoners to help them offset the cost of legal expenses and lawsuits to the tune of $14million. So let me get this straight, you want your churchgoers to pay for the reprobate priests that sexually abused children, and you guys covered it up all the while? The absolute unmitigated gall of these no good effers!!! Lord forgive me, but as soon as I would have found out about this, If I lived in that town, I would have knocked the hell out of that priest! But you know some people are stupid enough to start writing checks and dropping money into a collection! Wow!! I am still in shock at this kind of bullshit, and my heart goes out to all innocent victims of sexual abuse conducted by the hands of trusted clergymen, death is too good for these bastards! Read

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Really Nicole and Joel??? Really!!??? Sparrow??!!

The JG — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:10:21 +0000

I will be one of the first to congratulate Joel and Nicole Madden on the birth of their son, Sparrow James Midnight Madden, as they now have two beautiful and healthy children.Â HOWEVER, I gotta say parents need to think of their children and the possible life they face in school with some of these names!Â Instead of marveling at your brilliant circular logic, just ask yourself, “how would I like it if I were named “fill in the blank.”Â Now I understand that all children don’t necessarily need to be named John or Mary, but damn, knock this shite off please!!Â Best of luck to the both of them.Â Read

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Whoa! Amy Winehouse hasn’t looked this clean in years!!

The JG — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:27:28 +0000

New teefs and possibly new breasteses, I would realllllly like to see Amy make a total comeback to match the range and depth of her music.Â Nothing for nothing, she looks amazing!Â A considerable improvement over her heroin-chic, New Jack City cracked out, and dive bar ten shots and five Bud’s look!Â C’mon Amy, you can do it!!

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Leave Khloe Odom alone…she is a taller and bigger woman!!

The JG — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:59:50 +0000

Although I do believe that Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Laker Foward, Lamar Odom is suspect, I am totally against people, low class people making fun of her weight.Â Not every woman is going to be a size zero or two, some are going to be larger, and that is perfectly fine.Â The only problem is when a person uses food as a crutch to hide/cover up some kind of pain/insecurity, that can not only send someone spiraling out of control, but the ramifications against the body may be irreversible.Â I have always been old fashioned in that beauty comes from interior: Heart, demeanor, and general outlook toward life.Â We have all been around what society considers to be beautiful people and we have come away saying” I don’t get it! Or, if it weren’t for those persons looks they would be in real trouble.”Â There is immense pressure for women in the public eye in Hollywood to be thin and perfect, which is total bullshit and totally damaging. My own sister, Stephanie Covington-Armstrong, had her own battles with eating disorders as detailed in “Not All Black Girls Know How to Eat” and over the past thirty plus years of my life, I have seen the cruelty by which people can be ostracized and damaged by teasing behavior.Â Sure, Khloe could probably lose another ten pounds, but ol’ girl is 5’10″ give me a break and those people trying to publicly humiliate her like Janice Dickenson and Spencer Pratt should be careful, because the toxicity you send out can come back to you exponentially.Â Some people just like being mean for mean’s sake!Â Read

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Roman Polanski is ordered to stay put…bribed with cherry Metamucil!!

The JG — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:42:42 +0000

I have more respect for the common house roach than I do for Roman Polanski, who fled justice to hide out in Europe.Â Personally, I hope that he will find a true and lasting love behind the walls, and he is shown what real justice looks like when you rape and sodomize a minor.Â He probably would have done a small amount of time, if any at all and would have been given a special cell, but now, he is just a stupid old fool, and I don’t give a damn about his artistic accomplishments!Â Whether you are in Washington, New York City, Beverly Hills, Dubai, or Morocco, shit on the sidewalk is still shit on the sidewalk!Â Pooper scoop this old MOFO!!Â Read

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Kevin Federline is losing weight for money and public affection…aww!!

The JG — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:49:10 +0000

As some would look at it, Kevin’s transformation from hot to not is a desperate cry for help…yeah at Hometown Buffet for more biscuits, fried chicken, and macaroni and cheese!Â The Notorious P.I.G has once again worked the angles so that cash in to the tune of 100k by being on Celebrity Fit Club, eat, talk, reveal, cry, moan, have a revelation, cause mild drama, lose weight, get paid, and book other gigs.Â Some people got this stuff figured out so tight that it makes us regular people look like we are standing still.Â So after this program, Kevin will re-invent himself by becoming People’s Man of The Year.Â Good luck with that one Eight Piece, two large sides, six biscuits, and chocolate cake.Â Read

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Biel and Timberlake are doneski…maybe, maybe not!!

The JG — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:01:56 +0000

He is young, wealthy, and albeit talented, somehow I don’t see him looking to settle down anytime soon.Â Jessica Biel is young and not bad looking, I know it is not a glowing approval, but it depends on her mood and what she is wearing.Â But Jessica has always been a safe pick for Justin as he can go out and do what he wants and knows she would dare cheat on him, and now with conflicting reports from his camp and hers, it most likely is over.Â But I am pretty sure that she will leave the light on for him, just in case.Â Read

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Even in tragedy, Jessica Simpson is painfully stupid!!

The JG — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:07:35 +0000

A one-time sign of love and affection from ex-husband, Nick Lachey to former wife, Jessica Simpson, a female Malitpoo named Daisy, has unfortunately met an untimely death from a hungry coyote.Â Although I am unsure of the location in Southern California, supposedly she was out for a walk when her dog was snatched by a coyote, and I assumed she had the dog on a leash, but that may have not been the case.Â Even when I take my dog out for a walk he has on a harness with a leash, so there would be a fight!!Â I can empathize with the shock and pain of the entire event, but with increasing coyote and mountain lion encroachment into neighborhoods, it would be wise to have some kind of stick, machete, knife, pepper spray, or something to attack the attacker.Â But what is most baffling is that she posted a missing sign on her twitter page, how is this dog missing?Â The little angel is in the lower GI Tract of the coyote or coyotes, unless the Maltipoo is part pitbull and managed to not only get away but kill the coyote.Â Not likely.Â Someone needs talk with Jessica and give her a very hard reality check.

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Christina Millian and Dream quickie wedding…baby of course!!

The JG — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:32:12 +0000

These two music personalities/actress have recently gotten married in Las Vegas, perhaps due to the fact that Christina is pregnant.Â First of all these two separately have led a pretty respectable professional life, not the usual public drunken foolishness, whoring about, drug binges, and overall rude behavior, kudos for being adults.Â HOWEVER, ALLOW ME TO TYPE THIS IN CAPS….DON’T SAY THAT THE PREGNANCY IS A SURPRISE!Â YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA MORE THAN ON ONE OCCASION, WITHOUT PROTECTION, AND YOU DEPOSIT YOUR MAN JUICE INSIDE HER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!!Â GTFOH!!!Â Unless he is using a condom or had a vasectomy and she is on some kind of birth control, then that would make the pregnancy a surprise.Â But outside of that, good luck to them both with the nuptials and pending birth of their child.Â Read

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Camilla and Mateo will have another adorable baby!!

The JG — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:27:35 +0000

Parenthood definitely agrees with these two as they will be welcoming a little brother or sister for Prince Levi.Â It is nice to see that Mateo has totally embraced his newest and best role as a father, it is these things that regardless of socioeconomic standing that will help transform the make up of our Country/World.Â As a father, who grew up without an active/present father, it is always very special to see a father spending time with his child/children.Â Although many of you may be used to the edgy, biting, and racy slant of this site, children are my total soft-spot, as is food, so baby food sends me over the moon.Â Ok Shel, I get it…..CORNY!!Â Kiss my ass!!Â Oh yeah, I love the childrens!!!Â Have a great day everyone.

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Whew, now that Nick and Vanessa are reunited, let’s handle health care!!

The JG — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:37:21 +0000

I guess Vanessa took a page out of the Kim Kardashian book of “Shut the hell up and play your part” as Nick Lachey and her have gotten back together.Â Picking out large karat diamond engagement rings and such is not to be tolerated by a lot of guys, Nick and Reggie being of that lot.Â Although, I do believe that Nick will probably marry Vanessa before Reggie and Kim, the lesson is not to rush men into marriage, unless you have been “dating” for more than four years, then either shit or get off the pot!!!Â Read

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I hope Joyce DeWitt does rehab and turns life around!!

The JG — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:48:25 +0000

The one thing sometimes the public and even actors don’t realize is that once the work slows down, depression and different forms of abuse may creep into their lives if they are not careful.Â I am referring to actors.Â In this industry, you have to not only stay on your grind, but you should try to diversify yourself as much as possible to stay busy and successful.Â This industry is fickle and shows very little loyalty to the average performer, and looking at Ms. Joyce DeWitt, she has been through a rough time or two, to say the least.Â Presently she has been charged with a DUI stemming from a July 4th stop in SoCal, and without any priors she will most likely do community service and hopefully will do rehab and get cleaned up.Â Who knows, if she wants to get back into acting, I am pretty sure some doors will open for her if others know that she is taking her life and career seriously once again.Â Good Luck Ms. DeWitt!Â Read

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Joe Francis might have a different experience in Jail this time!!

The JG — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:55:10 +0000

So the long of the short is that Brody Jenner and his girl Jayde Nicole were at a club last night when Jayde saw Girls Gone Wild wunderkind, Joe Francis being an insufferable douche to an ex-girlfriend of his, that they know.Â Jayde went to defend the girl and she threw a drink in Joe’s face to which he grabbed her hair, threw a few Pacquiao’s on her and then did the Dorchester boot stomp on her as well.Â Outside of this being a majorly effed up thing, what the hell was Brady doing while this was occuring?Â I would pounced on Joe like a prostitute as a plumbers convention.Â Mind you after security broke up the fray, Brody socked Joe outside the club and got tasered, most likely by Francis’ security, so boys and girls, little is in it up to his eyeballs.Â Also, I though that he had a couple of years of probation.Â Most guys in the slammer don’t like men that beat up on women, especially former Playboy Playmates, so good luck with this one Joe!Â Jayde will press charges and Joe will go to jail.Â Read

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Lindsay Lohan had better not be involved in her home robbery!!!

The JG — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:11:05 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you a 22 year-old Courtney Love, sans talent.Â Just look at Lindsay’s hands and feet, she looks like “who did it and ran”!Â She is pretty much back to her partying ways, so for all you Hollywood producers that felt compelled to give the hacktress another chance, in the words of DX “SUCK IT!!!!!”Â There are far more talented and better looking white girls that are willing to take their career seriously and not look to make an ass of themselves at any opportunity.Â That being said, this hotmess of a woman, is in BIG trouble for not returning $2million worth of jewels to exclusive jewelry store XIV Karats, oh and the jewels were in her safe that was stolen this week while she was out of the house.Â How convenient that a “friend or assistant forgot to put the alarm on and…..Lindsay’s house was robbed.Â What an unreal coincidence?Â If Lindsay has anything remotely to do with her house being robbed, it is a major felony, and she will do at least six months to year in prison, not three days in Glendale Jail.Â Good luck ho!!!Â Read

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Desiree is the typical girl next door…naaaaasty that is, gigidity!!

The JG — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:50:31 +0000

If you want to talk foreign intrigue, forget it!Â If you need help on finishing sauce vierge for a grilled piece of copper river salmon, forget it!Â If you want to discuss the intricate nuances of the Koran, Bible, and Torah, ok maybe she could shed some light on it for you….yeah, if she turned on a lamp!!Â Desiree is to the point and she aint’t foolin’ around!Â She is the kind of girl that you might take to a family reunion and she wants to have loud sex in the bathroom, don’t get it twisted.Â Gander

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Mad Men season 1,2,3…hello my pale beauty!!

The JG — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:15:43 +0000

Not much to say other than Christina Hendricks is a doll and is oh so fun to watch.Â She makes smoking sexy, and I absolutely abhor smoking.Â Who says there aren’t any natural beauties on television that aren’t necessarily a size zero!Â I like women that look like women and eat full meals, now that is muy caliente!!

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Leonardo is on the prowl, well he is not married and hella wealthy!!

The JG — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:31:14 +0000

While some guys may be blinded by envy when it comes to Leo DiCaprio, I say hey, the guy is talented, intelligent, good looking and for the most part a pretty decent and approachable guy.Â So what is he to do while being in Saint-Tropez, France?Â Mind you, I cannot even begin to relate to what is like to pretty much have women of varying ages, races, and ethnicities falling all over you not to mention having a babe for a girlfriend such as Bar Rafaeli, that is if they are still dating.Â Although, this is not a reason to become an actor, albeit famous, but it does have it’s benefits, just keep it classy Leo, mom would want it that way!!Â Thanks to TMZ for the photos.

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Kate Hudson had better not push A-Rod too much or she might get cut!!

The JG — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:58:52 +0000

I have nothing personal or malicious against Kate Hudson and A-Rod as it is nice to see them, dare I say devoted to each other and not whoring around.Â However, although things have gotten serious between the two, Kate had better buy a vowel for $250 and not pressure A-Rod into having a child as SHE WANTS TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE and give her son Ryder a sibling.Â Alex already has two kids and if he says that he really doesn’t want to, she shouldn’t force it, it is not as though they are deciding on a dog.Â And although she said she would assume all financial responsibility, I hope he doesn’t fall for the ol’ okeydoke!Â A-Rod needs to just concentrate on doing well for the Yankees and being a good dad to his two daughters, you have been warned Kate.Â Read

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Riding a bike or motorcycle may be hazardous to your health in L.A.!!

The JG — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:56:16 +0000

Mr. Flawless, Shemar Moore, was hit by a car while riding his bike this weekend.Â Unfortunately he broke his leg, and I am sure that he is in some kind of pain, but I am sure that the driver of the car was struck by how beautiful of a man he is, and that excuse was probably given to him and the cops.Â There was probably no citation given, but there was a autographed picture given to the driver.Â Only in L.A.!!Â Read

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Pussycat Dolls are on their last leg, it can be denied, but it is true!!

The JG — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:44:38 +0000

As much as no one wants to confront the painful truth ofÂ the Pussycat Dolls disbanding, band member Ashley blurted out the truth to fans in front of their hotel last night.Â I am sure that every young lady in this group is talented in their own way and they probably deserve to be given an opportunity to excel, but the writing on the wall for sometime has been that Nicole Scherzinger is the headliner and the other young ladies are her accessories.Â I don’t know Nicole at all so it would be unfair to say that she is self-absorbed and willing to do anything to succeed, but she probably is, what a tremendous stretch!Â You know within five years there will be a VH1 “Behind the Music/Where are they now” so I suggest all of them get busy with life after PSD.Â Read

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“That’s right brother, the Hulkster is back in the game”….Linda laughs!!

The JG — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:06:58 +0000

Odds are that if you want your marriage to go up in flames, go ahead and have a reality show.Â There are too many couples to name that have not only broken up, but have divorced as well.Â And today, the former Mrs. Linda Bollea and Terry Bollea, looked as though they were renewing their vows at a Pinellas County courthouse, only is was indeed the opposite.Â But the bigger question is, are they doing joint custody or not of their two children?Â Puhleeeze, these two are only interested in themselves, I hope that Nick and Brooke don’t need them for anything major, because I would expect their cell phones going to voicemail.Â Thanks to TMZ for the photo.

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Amy Winehouse looks great…yeah she went to court, but just look at her!!

The JG — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:28:17 +0000

Ok, Amy had to go to court on an assault issue against a fan in Westminster, blah blah blah.Â She has got on those damn ballet slippers, but THIS is the Amy Winehouse I would love to see going forward….I know it is just a pipedream.

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Jamie Spears wants to release Britney, but decision is with judge!!

The JG — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:05:43 +0000

The reality with the Britney Spears saga is that she conservatorship is supposed to be temporary until she is able to care for her own affairs responsibly.Â Since getting rid of Ghalib and Lufti, and replacing them with her better agent/boyfriend, the jury is out on this moe, she appears to be in a better place.Â Â Her dad, Jamie,Â is not a young man and I am pretty sure that he wants to regain his own life, and this would be a different situation of Britney could truly no longer care for herself, through physical or mental damage, but now is the time for the judge to review the conservatorship and give Britney another chance.Â If she messes up one more time, she can kiss all freedom and probably split custody goodbye.Â I hope that she puts the lives of her children first.Â Read

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Miley Cyrus is a busy young lady….in two years she will be buckwild!!

The JG — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:52:05 +0000

Miley Cyrus, is quite the teen music force, regardless if you like her music or not, and she will continue to capitalize on her position as long a possible.Â The true test will be if her music and personality matures to meet the transition from the teens to young adulthood, but by the looks of some of these Vanity Fair pictures, she is aware that she looking to “push the envelope” as soon as possible, not withstanding her upcoming fair film.Â I sincerely hope that she grows up and sheds her coddled and selfish ways and adds more humility to her repetoire, as she will be able to expand her total fanbase.Â But just be warned, she has the look of someone that is ready to get into some trouble, and she will be obliged by many that don’t care about her, but just want to manipulate her for her fame.Â Read

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Thank God someone has money…Brad and Angelina bottomless pockets!!

The JG — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:55:18 +0000

I don’t have a jealous bone towards Brad and Angelina as they have put in the time and effort to arrive at their present station in life.Â No trust fund baby or marrying for money foolishness, they as an independent entity are powerful and influential on their own, and now they look to buy real estate in NYC to the tune of 25million, in the exclusive Apthorp community.Â This sort of information just makes me smile as I deal with being over drawn in my checking account and trying to get the money to cover it, oh to have the financial problems some of these stars have.Â Oh well, they might as well spend the money while they are young and healthy because as those kids get older, things well certainly change very quickly.Â Read

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Mr and Mrs. Rachael Furlong call it quits…it’s the season!!

The JG — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:07:08 +0000

After nearly three years of wedded bliss chubby Edward Furlong and his wife Rachael Bella have decided to end the fairytale and be thrown back into the dating pool, the innocent bystander of the union will be their 2 year-old son Ethan.Â I sincerely hope they keep it mature for junior, but since she is asking for spousal support in addition to child support, it may not stay a calm affair for long.Â But lets be real, Rachael was married to Eddie, just how much cash does she think he has, he is only doing indie films and they don’t pay that much money.Â She should get her ass back to work stat and let him be responsible for his part of child support as they will have joint custody.Â C’mon Eddie is no Bill Gates, I am pretty sure her lawyer was getting her to push for spousal support, but she has a better chance of getting more acting work then he does.Â Read.Â Also in a related matter, David A. Grier is divorcing his wife of barely two years, and they have a one year-old daughter, marriages can be a little bit trying in Hollyweird.

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Death is too easy for Bernie Madoff, let him rot!! But let’s get accomplices as well!!

The JG — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:45:33 +0000

When I think of homegrown terrorism, Bernie Madoff is a prime suspect!Â I do understand how some people bought into his Ponzi foolishness just off of pure greed while with others, they were either trusting Bernie personally or their brokers.Â It is truly a deplorable and sad event to think of people that lost their life savings to this huckster, but this takes me to an old saying, “if something looks too good to be true, then most likely it is.”Â His old ass should rot in the slammer, but not before getting a little love, for all the pain and suffering he has caused!Â Also, I realize the Feds are not done with the investigation, because there should be a laundry list of accesories doing time as well, with very little plea bargining.Â No mercy for Bernie and none for those who allowed these attrocities to happen, dare I say someone in the SEC should be very nervous right about now!Â Read

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I thought it would last forever…Nick and Vanessa split, Jessica smiles!!

The JG — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:10:51 +0000

I have to say, one of my best friends met Nick Lachey when he was married to Jessica Simpson and another buddy works at restaurant that he occasionally frequents, and common denominator is that he was a really nice guy.Â All I know about Vanessa is that she is very pretty but had some pseudo diva issues that got her fired from some kind of hosting job.Â With these two calling it quits, how long do you think it will take before she starts dating an athlete/actor and he starts hitting up the L.A. bars for action?Â How many times do you think Jessica Simpson reached for the phone to call Nick, you know, just to see how he was doing?Â Read

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Jessica Simpson’s reinvention hinges on moving from daddy Joe!!

The JG — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:29:39 +0000

Jessica Simpson is a talented singer but has taken some horrible advice from her father, but she has proven to be a more capable talent in regards to her different product lines, shoes etc.Â She is who she is, don’t expect her to expound on the North Korean conflict or schism in Iran regarding oppressive old ways versus newer breathable views.Â It is pretty easy to call someone stupid, as we have all been guilty of it, Jessica has matured a lot since her show “The Newlyweds” and she has just agreed to host a show called “The Price of Beauty” which is a pretty good concept.Â She and a guest will be travelling internationally and see what different tips and methods women have for beauty.Â When she has her own thing to concentrate on, and is not following Tony Romo around like some kind of lost dog, Jessica is in a good place and in her power, but she needs to go that extra step and move from under the tutelage of her father.Â Joe has done a tremendous amount for his daughter and like him or not, he is responsible for a great amount of her success, but in business it is necessary to move onto newer ways of action.Â Also, Jessica needs to stop with the ditzy blonde image ala Macy’s commercials, and anyone that wants to continue that vein, she should not work with, it is counterproductive.Â Ultimately, no one will take you seriously if you don’t take yourself seriously!Â Read

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Dog’s communicate by scent…He leaves Eliza a message!!

The JG — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:46:15 +0000

This might look like a pretty embarassing scene for Eliza Dushku but actually off camera the dog bellowed out “Rick Fox in da’ house!Â That fool be gettin’ all the hot bitches, tall ass, wavy hair having, light-skinned jackass.Â Tell Rick Frankie said what up doe.”Â The camera man was shocked but then thought about it and said “true true.”

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I am sure God is tickled that Heidi Pratt will pose for Playboy!!

The JG — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:15:33 +0000

Granted, Playboy isn’t exactly Penthouse, but naked is naked and Heidi Montag and her managerhusband Spencer Pratt, are hilarious in justifying her upcoming spread, pun intended.Â “Oh I came into the world naked, the human body is beautiful, and I am a giver” is all just smoke and mirrors.Â Just say, “don’t hate me because I have extended fifteen minutes of fame to two years, and going!Â Just be honest and say that you are getting a lot of money and want to be part of Playboy history, don’t bring God into any part of your foolishness!Â But don’t just believe me, watch the lives of Heidi and Spencer and see what the next year brings, it may not be that great.Â All of this microwave talent is strangling true talent, but order will one day be restored.

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Drew and Justin, enjoy it while you can it won’t last!!

The JG — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:38:34 +0000

How long do you think it will be until Drew moves on to her next rocker boyfriend?Â The Killers or Shiny Toy Guns? Justin would totally marry her if she were game, but Drew is a serial dater, and likes her committments in spurts.Â The funny thing is that I think that she would make a great mother and would be adorable pregnant until that last trimester and then she would be too difficult to handle.Â So good luck Justin, I am pretty sure that you don’t have any expectations at this point dating Drew, because I wouldn’t either.

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When Jessica is made up for a shoot…watch out!! Talent not so much!!

The JG — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:54:37 +0000

I am not a fan of her acting as most of the projects she has done were mediocre or bombs, but you never know.Â But she is a woman that has a great body and looks great on photoshoots, and Gotham nailed this one of her!!Â She is in the same ballpark as Megan Fox as far as body and looks and unfortunately acting, time to step your game up Jessica!

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Adam Lambert to win the “No Sh@# Sherlock” category at Obvious awards!!

The JG — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:21:19 +0000

This just makes me laugh!Â I don’t care if Adam is gay or not, it shouldn’t affect his ability to perform or be successful, however this cloud of secrecy is gut busting.Â This guy to his left is like Haagen-Dazs creme brulee ice cream, rich and creamy!Â As a matter of fact, I just had to remove the batteries out of my smoke detectors.Â I see Prada sunglasses, an Ultimo Louis Vuitton bag, and a full length mink in this zesty guy’s future.Â Juicy is straight out of Studio 54, in it’s heyday.Â Oh Adam, I didn’t know that you were also a comedian, truly funny stuff!Â By the way these two were coming out of a club in WeHo called Guys and Dolls, more like Guys and Divas, you would sware that they were more than friends.Â If Paris is Burning Part two were to come out, I would expect to see juicy walking at a Ball.Â Perhaps as a member of the House of Pendahvis or Labeija, and is Willie Ninja still alive?

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Don’t Hate on Scary Spice!!

The JG — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:55:37 +0000

Hey, I can understand that there are varying degrees of what is attractive to a man just like what is attractive to a woman.Â That being said, although some of her parts may be enhanced, you still have to work to get a body like this!!Â There is truly no magic bullet people, you have to workout and diet, it is just too bad her husband doesn’t have the same discipline.Â This lady is a certified dime piece!!!

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The best part of the Real Wives of N.Y.!!

The JG — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:36:05 +0000

This show was not as drama filled as TRHof Atlanta, but Bethenney was my favorite, because she made me homesick for the kind of N.Y. women I grew up with…and of course the beauty and bodies.Â Speaking of, I don’t care what she is selling, it is all good, especially for her age in a polluted city like New York.

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Synthetic enhancements and bikini fun…It’s Begas Baby!!

The JG — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:00:47 +0000

As an Iron Rat myself, I have a lot of respect for the training of professional bodybuilders, although I cannot condone their methods of growth.Â Some people find the sport either great or disgusting, I say to each his/her own, however, just taking steroids will never give you a body like this unless you know what you are doing.Â That being said, Jay Cutler, get the hell outta the way bro!!Â The young lady next to him needs to be photo’d all by herself!Â No word if this is the Mrs, because the last time I checked, Jay was married.Â I am not one for belly button piercings or tattoos…but I do apreciate women that workout and take care of their bodies, Black, White, Asian, it is all good!!Â Can’t wait for summer, whoo hooo!!

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Kate and Allie are totally doing it…but not for long, trust me!!

The JG — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:06:49 +0000

Kate Hudson is an ok looking woman, kinda got that funny high school classmate/girl down the block thing jumpin’ off.Â ARod looks like the kind of guy that is relatively cool although very centered on being liked and noticed, kinda like an insecure little girl, all this from a diehard Yankee fan!Â In anycase without boring you with the details, the long of the short is that Kate would love for this relationship to really go somewhere and you know that Alex will ride it so long as she doesn’t try to force his hand.Â Also Kate has a so-so body and even Alex’s ex had a really nice body, Kate would have to do more Pilates, Yoga, and weights to keep him interested and that is not her bag baby!Â So I don’t care where they were making out or doing it, it is just a flingÂ for both of them.Â Also with summertime looming in N.Y., please, summer dresses etc, there will be soooo much ass and tits aplenty that Kate will get lost in the shuffle, I LOVE NY!!!Â Read

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Sienna Miller dumps Balthazar and is back on her ho-grind…J Harnett!!

The JG — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:46:05 +0000

Even ho’s aren’t immune to receiving really bad press, as Sienna could no longer deal with also being dubbed a homewrecker.Â She has done the right thing by giving up the true love of her life and now going to a rebound relationship with one of Hollywood’s top ten manwhores, Josh Hartnett.Â Nothing for nothing, Sienna is a talented actress while Josh, is neither a talented actress nor actor, so this “relationship” will be nothing but sex, chinese food, and a minimum of bathing, no foolin’!!Â Sometimes you gotta shame a ho to set her/him straight and now all is well.Â Doin it

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Megan Fox is alright with participating in girl on girl action!!

The JG — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:48:18 +0000

In an interview conducted in Esquire Magazine, Megan Fox dropped an interesting tidbit, not earth shattering, but more of an “I could see that” moment.Â She was expounding on her sexual appetite and the possibility of her being involved with another woman, I could just see a remake of Thelma and Louise, insert some young hot piece to co-star with her and Zac Effron reprising Brad Pitt’s role. This time there will be a three-way and some hot and steamy shower action with the new Thelma and Louise, the script pretty much writes itself!!Â Read

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Ultimo couldn’t find anyone other than Peaches Geldorf…YUCK!!

The JG — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:31:00 +0000

Peaches Geldorf, one of the UK’s famous trust fund babies, has some how become the “It” girl for Ultimo bras and panties.Â Howis that?Â She is drugged out wackado, and I am speaking complimentary of her and her natural talents.Â To be so young and utterly clueless and stupid is just not a great look, because as Confucious says, “A fool and her money shall soon part.”Â Too bad her parents didn’t press the issue of higher education and the value of hard work, what a shame.Â Read

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Kelly Clarkson at Wango Tango…what’s going on Kells?!!

The JG — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:53:35 +0000

I have total respect for Kelly Clarkson as she a very talented singer, although she has taken some her own bad advice.Â Sometimes as an artist you should defer trust to those who are paid to guide your career, it doesn’t mean that you blindly sign anything or not ask questions.Â Hopefully now Kelly is back on the right track to being one of the most talented AI’s, however she should really do something about her yo-yo-ing weight.Â I understand that there is an understated interest in women being as thin and sexy as possible, this is B.S. as sex appeal exudes from inner to outer, but taking care of your health is just a smart thing to do if you are genuinely serious about your craft.Â Moderation in all things.Â That being said, Kelly kicked as KIIS FM’s Wango Tango, she is a helluva performer!Â Thanks to TMZ for the pics.

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IDA LJUNGQVIST: PLAYBOY “PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR”

FlogNog — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:15:52 +0000

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Here ya go. PLAYBOY’S 2009 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR is IDA LJUNGQVIST. I have to say well deserved Ida, well deserved. Now lets all thank Playboy and Ida’s parents for bringing her into this world and on the pages P-Boy.Â

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Twilight of Virginity, the uniqueness of the porn industry continues!!

The JG — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:47:36 +0000

Hey even the porn industry has taken a big hit during these economic downturn, but take heart the newest spinoff of the movie Twilight is poised to change of that.Â Ok it probably won’t but for those of you that love it, enjoy and for those that don’t, don’t watch it.Â Not a whole lot more to say, naked.

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Jon and Kate, he said she said and the kids just wait!!

The JG — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:59:58 +0000

I will make this relatively brief, whether he cheated or not the point is that after watching this show several times, it is extremely difficult to raise one child the best way you can and any more other than that, God bless!!Â Whenever you expose your life to public scrutiny for the sake of fame/money, eventually parts of your life that you consider to be ok, will be exposed.Â Point being that Kate is an A-type personality and Jon is way too passive, it is kind of like trying to discipline your child at the age of 12, it is too late to right the ship if you didn’t do so earlier.Â All married couples have disagreements and express themselves in a myriad of ways but Kate has become a big deal and clearly Jon feels like more of an accessory than a necessity, and rumors of there being problems in the marriage, have been persistent for some time.Â The most important part are those eight beautiful kids that need strong and loving parents, but don’t boo hoo just yet, because the Gosselin’s have nannies, so they do have some coin.Â She probably wants to keep the show going and he could care less since he is not getting the attention that she is, until now.Â Read

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Christina A-Bratman has a reason to sing and show her big boobs!!

The JG — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:25:36 +0000

Oh this is going to be movie big on singing, boobage, and nudity.Â But it will be low on unique ideas and perspective and acting, just a hunch.Â Christina Bratman is an exhibitionist under most circumstances, but now that I think of it, where has she been for the past 5/6 months?Â She is set to star in a movie called Burlesque, it is about a mortgage lender that must now shake her ass for the cash after being laid off and needs to support her special needs five year-old daughter, yeah I wish.Â No, it is the same formulaic crap, small town girl with large aspirations sets off to the big city for fame, fortune, and maybe even love.Â I wonder who is gonna play the love interest, perhaps a Chris Pine/Zac Effron type.Â Read

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Jessica Simpson’s Vanity Fair June cover…Susan Boyle unavailable!!

The JG — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:42:43 +0000

Jessica Simpson graces the cover of the Vanity Fair June issue and there are still some positive truths regarding her:Â She is a good looking woman, she can sing, and she has made some fantastic business moves separate from her singing career.Â Â The article on her is not meant to be some kind of deep expose, it is as cautious and soft as vanilla ice-cream, which is very disappointing, but should I be surprised?Â When I look at Jessica’s career, it reminds me of another famous Texan, President George W. Both pretty much started out with good intentions, however due to taking the wrong advice from the wrong people continually and never cementing a true identity, their careers blew up in their face.Â It is not easy taking on the hardest job in the U.S. and it also isn’t easy taking on any part of theÂ entertainment industry, but one the keys to success besides talent, is the ability to assess the changing environment and adapt.Â Jessica now has a failed country singing career and acting career and looks to put her energy into getting boyfriend Tony Romo to marry and impregnate her, and trust me, he ain’t EVEN FALLING FOR THAT, as silly as he is!Â This is from a Cowboy Fan!Â Maybe one day she will take a real look in the mirror and realize that she needs to stop looking outside of herself for approval and then she can start to feel comfortable in her skin.Â Jess

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My Daily “SHOUT OUT” to GOGO VAINA!

FlogNog — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:30:42 +0000

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I’m gonna end the week with a Greek Goddess of a model that goes by the name of GOGO VAINA! Yes, GOGO, don’t you just love it! Anyway, I couldn’t find much about her except she’s Greek and a model. But really, with a face and body like that and a name Â like GOGO, do you need anything else?Â

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