Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P or just get some rest…it is entirely up to her!!
Info for Smart women and men that make bad choices in mates!!
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!
Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
Quiet as kept, Tiger Woods is a HUGE ARROGANT ASS!!
Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
Yeah, she likes his acting and he loves her music!!
Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
Archives: Oddball
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Reality personalities, not stars, are not actors, they are just acting! Screw the b.s. enough is enough! I don’t care how many horny adolescent/middle age men think that Audrina Patridge is sexy, because beauty is subjective, I am just so threw with every two-bit reality hack thinking that somehow it is their TALENT that causes them to be so wildly popular and successful. I truly miss and yearn for smart and funny television shows, that put real actors to work! That being said, I am glad that the Police were taking Audrina’s stalker seriously, Tila Tequila…….yeah right!! It is just so sad and I am definitely so damn old by remembering what actually passed for good television. Oh well, time to read a book, or at least watch SportsCenter, dah dah dun dah dah dun! Pics
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Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
What’s funny is that in this industry, things don’t always seem as they appear. Case in point although there will be a good amount of denial on Heidi and Spencer’s part of his lack of visibility, I can bet that very soon he will be slinging dirt on her as a changed, self-absorbed, cold woman that has broken his heart. And little Heidi will go on to start dating C/B list stars. My mom always told me that you don’t worry about the loud ones in life, it is always the quiet ones that cause the biggest noise. But then again, I could be wrong as Spencer may be working on a multimillion dollar deal with HSN, Universal, and Lexus, to cross brand Heidi as true icon….then she will dump him. So how is that fake marriage working out? Hope you have some kind of contract like Lamar Odom and his small power forward wife.
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Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
Before I start slamming, I will applaud Jessica for sticking up for her sister Ashlee in regards to her getting axed from Melrose Place. But here are some hard fast truths, this show sucks BIG TIME and neither, neither, damnit I said NEITHER ONE OF THESE SIMPSONS CAN ACT!! It is like watching two angry old blind men trying to beat the crap out of one another, sad. You can blame the lame story lines, lame actors, or both, which by the way if we had a dollar for every pretty face with no talent, this country would no longer have a deficit!  So Ashlee should go back to being a loving mother and working on her “music” and Jessica should continue to make her fortune on shoes, handbags, and hair products on QVC with her boy Ken Paves, oh and looking for her next boyfriend to follow around like puppy. With the different man she has dated/screwed, John Mayer, Bam Margera, and that comedian turned actor, Ryan Reynolds light (clearly he is that memorable to me), you think she would be utilizing her comedic timing. Also, stop going twitter pages to rant, it really makes you look like an idiot! Read
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The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
A little scary and twisted, but hell, it’s Mickey Rourke and who is gonna tell him that his Sonny Bono costume is kinda messed up. I found the white makeup to be a fantastic touch, kudos on your brilliance.
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Joe Jackson: Purveyor of adult entertainment for discriminating types!!
All Joe Jackson is missing is a “Big Apple hat with a peacock feather, a pastel colored three piece, and a sumptuous Cadillac Eldorado on white walls! Oooooh, that would be so…..damn…..clean!!! How considerate of him to take two of his finest out of the stable, give them the night off, and take them to the premiere of Michael Jackson’s last creative endeavor, “This is it!“ Also, quiet as kept, the girls were back to work at the after party. Tough times for us all!
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Richard Heene is a first rate idiot and has a lust for fame!!
What kind of mental midget finds this kind of foolishness funny? Having your infant son pose with a beer bottle, while you try to put a cigar in his mouth is beyond reprehensible! Dressing your kids up in funny costumes when they are infants at halloween is funny, or even putting them in a bunny suit when their favorite aunt comes over ala A Christmas Story, equally funny….ahhh forget it. This asshole will probably get a series, make tons of money, and leave his wife and kids for some young tail, this stuff basically writes itself!
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Anyone looks fantastic standing next to Lindsay Lohan!!
Say what you want about how crazy Paula Abdul may be, but she does look fantastic for her age. However, say what you want about Lindsay Lohan and she continues to look like hot garbage on a cold day! Where the hell are her family and friends to pull the plug on her foolishness and get this girl some help before it is really too late, if it isn’t already. Select family, friends, and the legal system have failed her and besides Lindsay’s own bad behavior, they should all take some measure of accountability for her condition. We have to stop all of this coddling and preferential treatment! Lindsay wasn’t even drug tested in her last court appearance, anyone else that is doing court approved classes based around rehab would have to be tested. Pure and utter bullshit!
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Jessica Biel is not taking goodbye as a goodbye!!
With rumors of Justin Timberlake cavorting with some random women and a somewhat known one named, Rhianna, doesn’t ring a bell, Jessica Biel is un-phased. Seen hanging out after just having lunch in Vancouver, Canada, it begs the question, “if Jessica had this kind of determination in her career, don’t you think she wouldn’t have time for JT?” Oh well, she is in it for the long haul and Justin had better truly sever the ties or just move, however, I am detecting a slight stalker vibe….yikes!
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Really Nicole and Joel??? Really!!??? Sparrow??!!
I will be one of the first to congratulate Joel and Nicole Madden on the birth of their son, Sparrow James Midnight Madden, as they now have two beautiful and healthy children. HOWEVER, I gotta say parents need to think of their children and the possible life they face in school with some of these names! Instead of marveling at your brilliant circular logic, just ask yourself, “how would I like it if I were named “fill in the blank.” Now I understand that all children don’t necessarily need to be named John or Mary, but damn, knock this shite off please!! Best of luck to the both of them. Read
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Lindsay Lohan is sinking faster than the Mullets part deux!!
What happened to this beautiful young woman? Seriously, when did it all go wrong? Poised to do big things in Hollywood, all Lindsay is missing is a bigger E! Network special chronicling her demise. Clearly, drugs are bad….mmm, ok. Now she is messing with Balthazar Getty, uh, EEEEEWWWWWW! And this is coming from a man that is strictly for the fish, as it is brain food and lowers your cholesterol! This dude is bad news, and if there has ever been a glaring example of someone needing a intervention, rehab, and major time away from Hollywood, now is the time! It is a shame that for all the sense that her dad makes, Michael Lohan has smashed his credibility by being a fame whore no less than his ex-wife Dina. But of the two, at least he recognizes that his daughter is quickly declining and heading down the wrong path. Oh well. Read
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Dina Lohan will not go against her mealticket, screw y’all!!
Dina, please pull as Susan Powter, and “Stop the Insanity!” Your eldest daughter is on the real path of destruction while you and your ex-husband play this cute little media game, Shame on you two! Aliana is not going to be any better as you are now letting Lindsay have a bigger place in her life, the only ones who will end up normal, will be Dina’s two sons. Lindsay Lohan is not a genius, not by any stretch, but I would much rather see her live than die, unfortunately her parents don’t feel the same way, and would rather talk about what they are and are not going to do, pure putrid bullshit! I just hope other people can really learn from Michael and Dina’s parenting skills for girls, or lack there of. Read
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Michael and Dina Lohan are really not interested in saving Lindsay, Cmon!!
A drug addict cannot be saved unless they choose to be, and make no mistake Lindsay is a drug addict, whether it is prescription or recreational drugs. She is pretty much dead in Hollywood as an actress, and now she is doing some kind of fashion collaboration with Ungaro, that this weekend got less than stellar reviews. Lindsay Lohan is a shell of her former self, and she will continue to decline without wanting to change, and her father’s public intentions are and have always been a self-serving attempt to stay media relevant, at least Dina is quiet. If he is going to help his daughter, he doesn’t need a press conference, he just has to do it. This man is a waste of space and is about as genuine as the Iranian’s turning over enriched uranium and giving full access to ALL nuclear sites! I am sure that Michael Lohan will try to make LIndsay’s funeral a bigger spectacle than the Michael Jackson’s funeral, but I still think it would just be easier to try to save your eldest daughter. He is a sincere piece of chunky excrement!! Read
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Ali gives Lindsay the side eye as does the Parisian geezer…Pathetic!!!
“I am such a misunderstood woman that takes her career and all endeavors seriously. Does anyone really know the real me? I have feelings and I hurt just like anyone would under the daily scrutiny of being sought after and wildly talented!” Ali and French Dude: “Bitch Please!” French Dude: We have to stop importing American garbage it is adding to the pollution of our country! Isn’t Aliana supposed to be home schooled or something? Going out with her rust bucket sister is not some kind of field trip or is it, Dina? Once again there is absolutely no supervision of Ali and she is headed straight for trouble as there are plenty of Polanski’s out there looking to roam all over his young body. Do you think Cokey McSlopes will be able to protect her sister of the lure of alcohol and the white horse come a calling….not really!! Great job once again Mike and Dina, the whole world gets to watch at least one and possibly two of your children head down the wrong path.
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Really Lamar, really??? How many ballers has Khloe had, you simp!!
I am not usually an very negative person, but either this is the biggest stunt for the end of summer or LA Lakers forward Lamar Odom is a straight fool!! How the hell are you gonna just be like, “yeah, I am gonna wife the biggest Kardashian, because she is so demure and reserved!” Seriously, how long have they been dating? I am serious as hell in that this is not a good look for Lamar, and old boy comes off as some kind of mental midget. This really stinks of a reality show spinoff, these two ARE NOT IN LOVE!! That meeting with all the Laker wives and girlfriends/concubines is gonna be like the first day of third grade when there was always one kid clearly taller than the rest, that kid is Khloe Kardashian. Soon to be Kardashian-Odom, and after the reality show bombs or is revealed as a sham, they will annul the marriage.
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Someone did tap Jessica Simpson on the shoulder!!
This is gonna sound crazy but I am relieved that Jessica has called off the search for her dead dog, Daisy. No amount of doggie searchers, mega calling, psychics, or posted signs are gonna bring back her beloved pooch, and I as dog owner am truly sorry for her loss. Hopefully from this tragedy she can learn something about proper pet protection going forward, because she needs to pay more attention to what she is doing. Read
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