Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P or just get some rest…it is entirely up to her!!
Info for Smart women and men that make bad choices in mates!!
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!
Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
Quiet as kept, Tiger Woods is a HUGE ARROGANT ASS!!
Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
Yeah, she likes his acting and he loves her music!!
Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
Archives: Funny
Kevin Federline is losing weight for money and public affection…aww!!
As some would look at it, Kevin’s transformation from hot to not is a desperate cry for help…yeah at Hometown Buffet for more biscuits, fried chicken, and macaroni and cheese! The Notorious P.I.G has once again worked the angles so that cash in to the tune of 100k by being on Celebrity Fit Club, eat, talk, reveal, cry, moan, have a revelation, cause mild drama, lose weight, get paid, and book other gigs. Some people got this stuff figured out so tight that it makes us regular people look like we are standing still. So after this program, Kevin will re-invent himself by becoming People’s Man of The Year. Good luck with that one Eight Piece, two large sides, six biscuits, and chocolate cake. Read
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C’mon Ryan, Khlodom aren’t interested in a spinoff….DUH!!!!!!!!
After one month of absolute bliss, Khlodom made their faux love official in a very private and quiet ceremony, sans cameras and paparazzi. The only part of this union that has any sort of reality to it is the post-nup that these two mental midgets lawyers are handling. This marriage is a thinly veiled arrangement that I and most people give less than a year, I say a year to a year and half, of course contingent upon the financial agreement from the reality show and it’s possible/probable popularity. A funny aside is that clearly Khloe’s sex game is a little tighter than Kim’s and besides, Khloe doesn’t put her squeezebox up mass production. Reggie Bush is not phased by this union, he will continue to keep Kim on a short leash until he waives her, trust.
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Tila Tequila reality idiot continues foolishness..sad sad sad!!
I am totally against domestic abuse, violence against women, men, and children, but I cannot cosign on some bullshit to where there were plenty of witnesses! Tila is 98lbs soaking wet, so if someone of Shawne’s size keeps her visibly drunk ass from getting into a car and killing someone, duh, there might be bruises. Instead of her looking to press a case against him, there should be a class action lawsuit against her plastering her busted mug on the television and internet! That face is strictly for radio and ladyboy pageants in Taiwan etc. No disrespect to all of the ladyboys handling their business!! A Shot at being a bunk-ass Trick!!!
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Nick Lachey says “stop the foolishness” ain’t no return engagement!!
People Magazine and a few other rags would absolutely LOVE for Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson to reunite, problem is not only is that not going to happen, but Jessica has gotten older but hasn’t really matured/evolved. From continuing to take bad advice from her father, not being independent enough, and always following/defering to whatever guy that she is dating. Nick did not drop Vanessa Moneygrubbio to pick up with a woman that left him for so called greener pastures. I like that Nick has been very classy about just wanting the best for her but kindly and tactfully giving the bird to stupid people that have nothing better to talk about. He has a solo album coming out in October and although he probably won’t go platinum hopefully he should do well enough to get his career back on track. Read
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Another movie for Britney Spears…our secret weapon against Iran/N. Korea!!
As if her Circus tour wasn’t an absolute smash hit, with her spirited, cough cough, performances, now some idiots have decided to put Britney Spears as the star of a feature film. The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, yellow must be because it will no doubt be piss poor! Just think Back to the Future meets Schindler’s List, oh this has hit written all over it, and to find out that Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Daniel Day Lewis, and Adrien Brody were all told to take a flying leap in favor of Brit and surprise male lead, great choice! It seems as though every two-bit proctologist is getting their screenplays greenlit, that is great if for years you were on the shitty end of the stick like them, but again what do these assholes know? What’s next, Lindsay Lohan to headline 60 Minutes? Makes me feel like getting drunk right now! Read
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The ladies still like guys that have a little crazy to them!!
I love the insanity that is Gary Busey, Jake….not so much. Looking at this aging pimp, he could be talking about the latest episode of Ace of Cakes or the first time he hot wired a car or had a grilled ribeye with a sauvignon blanc. This mofo is crazy for reels! I would say…at least one of them slipped him a number and some tongue, hey I could be wrong they could be having a spirited discussion over their favorite verses in Proverbs….YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
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J.Timberlake put on blast by Lindsay Lohan, too rich to believe!!
Supposedly, the talented Justin Timberlake, has a history of cheating on his ladies, call it ego or a renegade penis with evil intentions. In anycase according to the site Poision Ivy this happens to be the young lady that he was canoodling with, I hate that friggin’ word, and/or other things as well. At the Avenue nightclub in Manhattan, this is lame is drunk off of Tequila and acting like he just watched “Wild Style” and all the while, he is getting the stink eye from Lindsay Lohan like that episode of Seinfeld when Newman is scowling at Jerry and his girlfriend making out during Schindler’s List. The woman who has a moral compass of a hot turd gets on her computer and starts tweeting about his cheating ways, “hello, I don’t believe we have met, I am pot and you are? Kettle…my name is Kettle.” Clearly what ever happens in a crowded club in Chelsea, doesn’t stay in Chelsea. Jessica, can’t act like this is some new happening, but what will she do? Perhaps pull a Dean Shermet, Sheremet? And claim her undying love for Justin, we already peeped her acting skills, she better go to plan C!
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Adam Lambert to win the “No Sh@# Sherlock” category at Obvious awards!!
This just makes me laugh! I don’t care if Adam is gay or not, it shouldn’t affect his ability to perform or be successful, however this cloud of secrecy is gut busting. This guy to his left is like Haagen-Dazs creme brulee ice cream, rich and creamy! As a matter of fact, I just had to remove the batteries out of my smoke detectors. I see Prada sunglasses, an Ultimo Louis Vuitton bag, and a full length mink in this zesty guy’s future. Juicy is straight out of Studio 54, in it’s heyday. Oh Adam, I didn’t know that you were also a comedian, truly funny stuff! By the way these two were coming out of a club in WeHo called Guys and Dolls, more like Guys and Divas, you would sware that they were more than friends. If Paris is Burning Part two were to come out, I would expect to see juicy walking at a Ball. Perhaps as a member of the House of Pendahvis or Labeija, and is Willie Ninja still alive?
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Paris and Doug try to skank up a yacht function…given heave ho!!!
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds light, prove that money can’t buy class as they mistakenly believe that people want to see them acting like dogs in heat. When you are invited by Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, to an exclusive yachting event, that should tell you something, don’t act like an ass!! Well, let’s get to it, Paris and Doug are making out in a less than in-love/romantic way, more like they want to film a porn on the yacht, when the guests started to complain. That is when the talented two go in search for a empty room below so they can begin the caterwalling, and to the rescue, the captain of the yacht stops them and kicks them off the boat for being two low-class hacks or just being low-class. This needs to happen a lot more with a lot more irritating people in Hollywood, put people that don’t behave on blast, no more special treatment! You know Doug and Paris just found an alley and got busy, word is that there were numerous complaints from the rats. Read
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Paris and Doug love to put on a show…big hands/feet sexy!!
Paris Hilton may be an aging socialite, but she actually wants to be sperminated so that she too can have an accessory child, just like her 78 dogs. The present “IT” guy appears to be renowned actor Doug Rheinhardt, known for his roles in….in….in…maybe Highlander 7 and Tron 2? In anycase, this man of upstanding virtue will definitely go with her flow, PASS!! These two put on a show for viewers at a party at Cannes, looking like two rhythm challenged Orange County yuppies out partying at your local dance club. Man, no one wants to see this kind of pollution for pay or for free, I would have got the the fire extinguishers on them and threw them out the backdoor. This is some kinda ho and her john alley get down action! Where does Paris find size 13 pumps? Must be at Trannies R Us. Thanks to TMZ for the photo!
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Lady GaGa’s delicate sensibilities are insulted…oh the humanity!!!
I really don’t know if this woman can sing or not, I realize that she is an entertainer and she is making the most of her 15-25 minutes of fame, and I am not mad at her. I just hope Lady GaGa invests her money well… anysnatch, while in Russia, this little flower was just minding her business when some dirty policeman mistook her a streetwalker. All she was doing was taking some harmless photos in Red Square for the children at the orphanage, pick one, and she placed her fingers in a way that tipped off the authorities to a supposed dubious undertaking. So when the police asked her “what street corner that she was reppin’ (In a Russian accent) she was completely dumbfounded. This totally cracks me up, she says so many off the wall things and is a bit crazy for a 23 year-old, and it probably didn’t help that she was probably dressed similar to this picture. What ever persona you have while performing is part of your shtick, but in public, especially other countries, they will most likely take your persona to be true, dumb ho! Read
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And so it begins…Lindsay starts Operation Public Sympathy…Pathetic trollop!!
I mean, come on!! What would you expect from someone like this? Lindsay Lohan is an absolute joke and crying her heart out to UsWeekly, of course for a price, is just the way you want to express you extreme hurt! I am not picking sides between either girl because both are drug abusing idiots that have little regard for anyone else, not to mention the both of them are highly immature. But like I mentioned yesterday, the word “suicide” is now being used, oh dear God, SPARE ME!! Hopelesshan
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Anna Faris is the funny and cute girl next door, who smokes trees!!
Anna Faris is as talented as she is down to earth, an attribute that many that have now “made it” don’t share with her! She is one of those types of people that comes prepared to do a role, but doesn’t take herself too seriously and this is what people like myself find so attractive. Not to mention she has a smoking hot body and she has to do some sort of working out, believe that!! Also for all my readers that like to take a walk in the forest with Yogi and Booboo, you may catch her now and again walking with them as well and snacking on someone else’s picnic basket. White, Black, Latina, Asian, I don’t care, women are one of God’s greatest creations, Thank You God!! Read
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Great News for all Cowboys fans…the possible end of JessRomo!!
It seems as though Papa Joe only blessed the relationship of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson because of the high profile nature of the two, and apparently with Jessica’s dwindling musical options and daddy’s money coming up short, he is hinting at the necessary breakup of the two. Jessica clearly is not really into her music career any longer and just wants to be a mom/housewife and Tony has no interest in either, and I am sure that if he is given an ultimatum by her, the relationship will surely end. The way I see it, this thing is almost over, this time for real! Jessica is not going to disappoint her pimp, excuse me, father. Tony is about three years away from being in consideration for marriage or children and Jessica is not going to wait that long. Read
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Jesus Luz has left the building…Guy and A-Rod are laughing!!
Well well well, what comes around goes around! When you use men or women as objects, sometimes the player gets played, and Madonna just got played. Now her people will give all kinds of excuses about her wanting to adopt another child, so dating a 22 year-old is not acceptable, BULLSHIT!! More like the real piece for Jesus Luz, 19 year-old Luciana Costa commented on Madonna being old and disgusting, and basically he was stilling hitting the Brazillian model and Madonna. You know her massive ego was turned upside down by this revelation. I say ha ha, now who is up next for the 50 year-old pop legend? Read
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