Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P or just get some rest…it is entirely up to her!!
Info for Smart women and men that make bad choices in mates!!
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!
Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
Quiet as kept, Tiger Woods is a HUGE ARROGANT ASS!!
Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
Yeah, she likes his acting and he loves her music!!
Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
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Lindsay Lohan, R.I.P or just get some rest…it is entirely up to her!!
Lindsay Lohan will either be the next deceased celeb on E! True Hollywood Stories or she can actually pull her life and her career together. Unfortunately it looks like more of the former rather than the latter. Lindsay’s drinking and drug use have become more blatant and desperate these days, and one would really hope her mom, dad, or siblings would just step in and end this foolishness. This young lady had so much promise and she decided to trick it all away through unprofessional behavior, drugs, alcohol, and bedding any able hairy tom with a dick, sad. She is barely 22 years-old and although I don’t care for her singing, acting, or desperate attempts at attention, I really would not want to see her die, especially being a parent. But there isn’t much time left for her, it will be up to her to listen to her inner circle and professionals. Lindsay is a classic case of “little girl lost” and her life should be an example to all aspiring young actresses. There are always heavy consequences to our actions. Read
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Info for Smart women and men that make bad choices in mates!!
Based on the past couple of months of Tiger Wood’s foolish infidelity and most recently Jesse’s James’ idiotic behavior, there are couple of things that come to mind. First, there is some definite blame that should go to Elin and Sandra. If there men had no past history of arrogant/asshole behavior then the infidelity would most certainly be a surprise, however that is not the case with either men. Truly what you see is what you get, and sometimes for the sake of love or some other “pie in the sky, rose colored glasses notion”, common sense is unfortunately given a vacation. Such is the case with these two women that I am more than certain were given enough clues to how their men truly were, but they either refused to believe it or they just plain ignored it. I present you with a paraphrased version of the frog and the scorpion. One day there was a scorpion that was trying to get from ones side of a lake to the other, he approached a frog and asked him for a ride. The frog declined saying that the scorpion would sting him and they would drown, however the scorpion promised he would do no such thing, and the two continued to debate for hours until the frog finally agreed. While the frog was swimming in the middle of the lake, with the other shore in sight, the scorpion stung him. The frog said to the scorpion, “you promised you wouldn’t sting me!” The scorpion said, “yeah I know, but what do you expect, I am a scorpion!’” And of course the two drowned. It is not about height, race, money, ethnicity, but it is about the heart/intention that always reveals itself, the question is, ARE YOU LISTENING???!!!!
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Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
There are three things you don’t do in life, throw rocks at grizzly bears, tug of Superman’s cape, and mess with any property of the Material Woman! Lindsay Lohan is pretty much no longer taken as any kind of serious actress in Hollywood, this is fairly commonly known. She makes her money off of residuals, photo shoots, and a film every now and again, but if she wants to keep passing around her toxic clam dip she better start thinking straight, Jesus Luz, jailhouse property of Madonna, is strictly off limits. But we know that the red-headed Rhodes Scholar just can’t leave well enough alone, as she had “her people” call the VIP Room in Paris, Fr to try to set something up with her and Jesus, as he was the celebrity host of the evening. As a man with a modest amount of boxing and martial-arts training, I wouldn’t want any part of Madonna, literally and figuratively, PASS! Perhaps this just might be a blessing in disguise for Lohan as if anyone can whip her into shape….Madonna can. Thanks to Celebitchy,
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Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
Today, family, friends, and numerous domestic and international fans mourn the loss of a true seventies/eighties great, Corey Haim. Although he died of an “apparent” overdose as characterized by Providence St. Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank, Ca, the harsh reality is that no one truly dies of an apparent overdose. I am certain that his mother and other close family and friends continued to support him up until his last breath to “stay the course or keep it clean” but as we all can see, those decisions ultimately rest with the person. I don’t feel any need to play dimes store psychologist with this man’s life, but these are the unfortunate lessons that those who are new to the business or are experiencing a major falling off of sorts, really need to consider. The fan in me really mourns his loss, but the parent in me feels devastated more so for his mother, as she stood by him with many others wouldn’t, as that was her baby. This is the selfish and powerful hold that drugs have on some people’s lives, so efffin tragic. All we can do is support his mother, and try to remember Corey for the joy he brought to so many. Live your life to the best of your ability, because no day is promised to any of us!!
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The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
I don’t even know where to begin on this latest bit of foolishness? I am sitting on a recumbant bike on the gym this morning and I see a blurb on the financial channel that an Irish Catholic Diocese is appealing to their parishoners to help them offset the cost of legal expenses and lawsuits to the tune of $14million. So let me get this straight, you want your churchgoers to pay for the reprobate priests that sexually abused children, and you guys covered it up all the while? The absolute unmitigated gall of these no good effers!!! Lord forgive me, but as soon as I would have found out about this, If I lived in that town, I would have knocked the hell out of that priest! But you know some people are stupid enough to start writing checks and dropping money into a collection! Wow!! I am still in shock at this kind of bullshit, and my heart goes out to all innocent victims of sexual abuse conducted by the hands of trusted clergymen, death is too good for these bastards! Read
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Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
Sorry if I don’t have any tolerance or respect for former NBA player Jayson Williams, who accidentally/recklessly killed his limo driver Costas Christofi with a shotgun, at Williams’ home in 2002. Although the judge rendered a five year sentence, this assclown, who may now be filled with genuine remorse, is up for parole in 18 months, 18 MONTHS?!! Screw that, Jayson should have to do the entire time with absolutely no time off for good behavior seeing that it has been seven stinking years since the Christofi family has gotten any sort of justice! A strong message needs to be sent that foolish behavior such as this will never be tolerated. You do the crime, you do the time! My heart goes out to both families.
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Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
This bastard, Roman Polanski, is trying to buy his way out of jail by offering cold hard cash and only God knows what else! He needs to extradited back to the U.S. to face the music for his taking off, so sorry but it is the law! Once again, if any of you or I had taken off after admitting guilt for a charge/charges it would be like this photo, black and white. Enough is enough, send his ass back to the U.S. so the wolves in the graybar hotel can put some real justice on him, lecherous MF!!!!!! Read
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Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
Before I start slamming, I will applaud Jessica for sticking up for her sister Ashlee in regards to her getting axed from Melrose Place. But here are some hard fast truths, this show sucks BIG TIME and neither, neither, damnit I said NEITHER ONE OF THESE SIMPSONS CAN ACT!! It is like watching two angry old blind men trying to beat the crap out of one another, sad. You can blame the lame story lines, lame actors, or both, which by the way if we had a dollar for every pretty face with no talent, this country would no longer have a deficit!  So Ashlee should go back to being a loving mother and working on her “music” and Jessica should continue to make her fortune on shoes, handbags, and hair products on QVC with her boy Ken Paves, oh and looking for her next boyfriend to follow around like puppy. With the different man she has dated/screwed, John Mayer, Bam Margera, and that comedian turned actor, Ryan Reynolds light (clearly he is that memorable to me), you think she would be utilizing her comedic timing. Also, stop going twitter pages to rant, it really makes you look like an idiot! Read
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The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
A little scary and twisted, but hell, it’s Mickey Rourke and who is gonna tell him that his Sonny Bono costume is kinda messed up. I found the white makeup to be a fantastic touch, kudos on your brilliance.
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The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
There are a lot of people in this country of varying races, ethnicities, political affiliations, and sexual persuasions, that have been affected by the downturn of our economy, that being said, very hard and difficult decisions had to be made. However, Evi and Randy Quaid are clearly living in some sort of alternate reality if they think that they can pass a bad credit card at a resort and don’t pay their bill. If you can’t afford something, don’t buy it, grow the hell up. These two idiots will most likely be pulled from the great state of Texas, where everything is bigger, especially the assholes…PAAAAZINNNNGGGGG!! They had more than ample time to settle up their account and not having to worry about court dates, but I guess that was too difficult. I say put them both in jail for at least two weeks, screw them!! Read
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Joe Jackson: Purveyor of adult entertainment for discriminating types!!
All Joe Jackson is missing is a “Big Apple hat with a peacock feather, a pastel colored three piece, and a sumptuous Cadillac Eldorado on white walls! Oooooh, that would be so…..damn…..clean!!! How considerate of him to take two of his finest out of the stable, give them the night off, and take them to the premiere of Michael Jackson’s last creative endeavor, “This is it!“ Also, quiet as kept, the girls were back to work at the after party. Tough times for us all!
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Richard Heene is a first rate idiot and has a lust for fame!!
What kind of mental midget finds this kind of foolishness funny? Having your infant son pose with a beer bottle, while you try to put a cigar in his mouth is beyond reprehensible! Dressing your kids up in funny costumes when they are infants at halloween is funny, or even putting them in a bunny suit when their favorite aunt comes over ala A Christmas Story, equally funny….ahhh forget it. This asshole will probably get a series, make tons of money, and leave his wife and kids for some young tail, this stuff basically writes itself!
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Anyone looks fantastic standing next to Lindsay Lohan!!
Say what you want about how crazy Paula Abdul may be, but she does look fantastic for her age. However, say what you want about Lindsay Lohan and she continues to look like hot garbage on a cold day! Where the hell are her family and friends to pull the plug on her foolishness and get this girl some help before it is really too late, if it isn’t already. Select family, friends, and the legal system have failed her and besides Lindsay’s own bad behavior, they should all take some measure of accountability for her condition. We have to stop all of this coddling and preferential treatment! Lindsay wasn’t even drug tested in her last court appearance, anyone else that is doing court approved classes based around rehab would have to be tested. Pure and utter bullshit!
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Gov. Arnold needs tough love for his wife…she is above the law!!
C’mon Arnold, TMZ has already busted your wife a few times for driving while talking on her cell phone with out and earbud and now she has more blatant disregard for the law, by parking in a red zone. You can’t adequately fix the California budget and you can’t control your law breaking wife, so my question is, “just who is wearing the pants in your house?” Dude, your wife is punking you and you ain’t doing a damn thing! If it were me, I would make sure her ass would get pulled over by the cops for her wayward cell phone ways and definitely if she pulled a two minute “redzone” offense, I would get her towed. And where the hell were the parking enforcement employees? I have seen these fools jump out of trees and come from the sewers to ticket people whose cars were one minute over parking meter time limit. Now that I think about it, I hope that there isn’t any type of special treatment being given to Maria, because that would be total and utter bullshit. To be continued…… read.
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Jessica Biel is not taking goodbye as a goodbye!!
With rumors of Justin Timberlake cavorting with some random women and a somewhat known one named, Rhianna, doesn’t ring a bell, Jessica Biel is un-phased. Seen hanging out after just having lunch in Vancouver, Canada, it begs the question, “if Jessica had this kind of determination in her career, don’t you think she wouldn’t have time for JT?” Oh well, she is in it for the long haul and Justin had better truly sever the ties or just move, however, I am detecting a slight stalker vibe….yikes!
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