The guy on the end is Latin Lover Jesus Luz.  He’s the new toy for the senior citizen of pop ho-ism Madonna.  Brazilian newspapers are all a flutter about their native male model snogging it up with the virgin, AKA “Death Becomes Her.”  Meanwhile, A-Rod threw everything he had away for the Judas of love only to open todays periodicals to discover that his sun dried tomato is on tour doing the nasty (and damn if that ain’t nasty) with a “Latin Lover.”  Seriously, that’s what Jesus is being called.

That’s two strikes for the slugger isn’t it?   Well three if you count the mere fact that he dumped his wife and gave up a mansion and millions to be with “Death Becomes Her.”  Or is that a ball?  

But you gotta see the comedy in Madonna doin Jesus.  You couldn’t make that up….Hey wait a minute…..Make that up….. Publicity whore Madonna making up a sex scandal with a clearly gay “Latin Lover” with a name like Jesus….. Naw, she wouldn’t do that.

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Let’s see, Angelina may be pregnant again, so what, Jenn Aniston is trying to become pregnant, so what, and Reese Witherspoon loves Jake Gyll, so what!!!  And who cares about some beautiful innocent child named Bronx  Mowgli by two idiots, really two self-centered tools!  Most important is that there are rumors coming out of Hotlanta that Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston may be reuniting, and yes it feels sooo good!!  First Obama gets elected as our first  truly intelligent President of the last sixteen years and now America’s couple will be reclaiming their rightful position in the spotlight, it don’t get no better!  Read

I am very pleased that Guy Ritchie got the opportunity to see his two boys in England, just recently.  Divorce, whether amicable or nasty, can be especially hard on children, and the unfortunate thing is that the children can end up being more adult-like than the parents!  Madonna, in her true controlling fashion, had a list of demands for the Guy to follow in regards to Rocco and David, who both missed their father terribly, and just reading it, you can hear the condescending tone in the list.  Crazy bitch!  Something that Madonna is not considering is that outside of David, her two biological children have her DNA and eventually they will rebel against her for trying to control their lives, I see it coming.  Also, to quote a line from her song, “Papa don’t preach…!”  Or in this case, mama.  The secret to child rearing is to look at your own childhood and ask yourself how you would have like to have been treated.  If it was good, then you repeat the upbring to the best of your ability and if it was bad, then you make the improvements, without overcompensating and then stir in some firm consistent discipline.  Children may not understand all of the words we say, but they damn sure watch us parents like hawks and don’t think for a second that they aren’t taking notes to bring up at a later date.  Case in point, Kabbalah and marriage vows, it could be said by Rocco, as he gets older, that his mother leaving/cheating with A-Rod was justified by her religion instead of honoring God and her vows.  Or something to that point, instead of trying to work things out by being more flexible.  Oh well, we shall see.  Read

It is very good to see Britney with her two boys, Sean and Jayden.  Once again, the more she continues to focus on them and her career, the more she will see things turn around in her favor.  For about the past year or two, Britney just seemed to be out of control, whether it was PPD, drugs, depression, something else, or all the above, it was a very sad state for the young mother.  Even though I am contributing writer on this site and Morninpaper, I would never want to see anyone self-destruct, celebrity or regular person, life is too precious and important.

Well, it appears as though Tea and David are separating and are soon gonna be headed for divorceville.  David for years has battled sex addiction, even prior to their marriage, and Tea has been supportive for years even giving birth to two boys.  On her latest film, Manure, she gave in to sexy musings of Billy Bob Thornton, and they supposedly had some sexy times, unfortunately David found the text messages, and it spelled the end.  Ok, here is the real, Tea knew damn well that David might stumble upon her phone, buzzing or vibrating and see these messages, she could have kept the phone on her or had a separate phone.  Like the song song says, “When a woman’s fed up…” Hopefully they can be civil for the kids, because they are the true victims.  Read

Ok, this whole Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus approved 20 year-old underwear model boyfriend thing, is very strange and entirely suspect.  What man allows his sixteen year-old daughter to date and underwear model and country singer, unless Billy knows that he has nothing to fear.  But outside of that, what kind of message is he sending to his underage and still very impressionable daughter.  Money cannot buy sound judgement and maturity.  Billy Ray Cyrus has just thrown in his hat for “Father of the Year!“

Chocolate Chip cookies, sandwich cremes, and frosted animal crackers, yes…I remember it well.  Ok, there were hydrogenated oils, food coloring, corn syrup, bleached/unbleached flour, but there was a time when I wasn’t always so health conscience and I ate lots of stuff that if I ate now, I probably would either be hospitalized for an extended period or I might perish from cholesterol overload.  That being said, an Oakland, Ca original, Mothers cookies and cake products will officially be closing it’s doors within a week due to extremely bad financial circumstances, and worst of all, there is no 60 day notice for it’s workers, FANTASTIC!!  Like shit isn’t bad enough with our sinking economy!  As sorry as I am that the company is closing, I feel even worse for the many loyal employees that are being shown the door and given the finger.  Read

And here we are ya’ll!  Some back stage photos of the porno all about your next Vice President who will be the President soon after they take office with 72 year-old McCain.  

Nothing really to see here, it’s all G-Rated but [TMZ] got their hands on a few shots that were taken during the filming of Larry Flynt’s masterpiece soon to be timeless classic. 

  

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Naylin Paylin will be the highest grossing Porno of all time when it hits the liquor store shelves.

 

 Lisa Ann (pictured) will play Sarah Palin and will encounter some Russians who want to get in through the backdoor.  She will also learn about the “Big Bang Theory” in the hustler larry Flynt produced porn.  

 Nina Hartley, will play Hilary Clinton, and there will also be a Condoleezza Rice look-a-like in the flick now titled “Naylin Paylin.”

 I like my title better, “Foreign policy, Pu’tin rears end”  But I’m not a billionaire porno king.

  Okay, now that I have your attention, what actually happened is Smits picked up a real knife instead of the prop knife.  The victim stuntman was wrapped in saran wrap (a Dexter victim) and could not speak as he watched Smits pick up the real knife, and plunge it down into his heart.

 Luckily for the stuntman “Jeff Chase”, a piece of plastic deflected the blow.  

  Smits reportedly went out of his mind apologetic.

 Question:  Why in the hell is there a real knife where the prop knife should be?  There should be no REAL knives anywhere on set.  It’s like the Jasen Lee real bullet, real gun incident.  I thought Hollywood fixed this.

The Wheelchaired hustling Hustler says that he has embarked on a feature Porno flick.  Feature because the flick will feature the wanna-be Vice Presidential candidate “Sarah Palin”….. Impersonator, not the actual one.

Flynt says he found an “actress’ who very closely resembles Sarah Palin to take on the starring role.  Flynt is now in search of a name for the flick, some comedic notables have thrown ”Juneau You Want It” and “Northern Xxxposure,” just to name a few.

What would you call it?  How about “Foreign policy, Pu’tin rears end” 

 

Charlotte is truly a beautiful and gifted artist and amazing to watch on screen. I recommend you watch some of her films, particularly Buche, La and Lemming.

We wish her all our blessings for a healthy and speedy recovery.

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