Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!

There are three things you don’t do in life, throw rocks at grizzly bears, tug of Superman’s cape, and mess with any property of the Material Woman!  Lindsay Lohan is pretty much no longer taken as any kind of serious actress in Hollywood, this is fairly commonly known.  She makes her money off of residuals, photo shoots, and a film every now and again, but if she wants to keep passing around her toxic clam dip she better start thinking straight, Jesus Luz, jailhouse property of Madonna, is strictly off limits.  But  we know that the red-headed Rhodes Scholar just can’t leave well enough alone, as she had “her people” call the VIP Room in Paris, Fr to try to set something up with her and Jesus, as he was the celebrity host of the evening.  As a man with a modest amount of boxing and martial-arts training, I wouldn’t want any part of Madonna, literally and figuratively, PASS!  Perhaps this just might be a blessing in disguise for Lohan as if anyone can whip her into shape….Madonna can.  Thanks to Celebitchy,