Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!

Before I start slamming, I will applaud Jessica for sticking up for her sister Ashlee in regards to her getting axed from Melrose Place.  But here are some hard fast truths, this show sucks BIG TIME and neither, neither, damnit I said NEITHER ONE OF THESE SIMPSONS CAN ACT!!  It is like watching two angry old blind men trying to beat the crap out of one another, sad.  You can blame the lame story lines, lame actors, or both, which by the way if we had a dollar for every pretty face with no talent, this country would no longer have a deficit!   So Ashlee should go back to being a loving mother and working on her “music” and Jessica should continue to make her fortune on shoes, handbags, and hair products on QVC with her boy Ken Paves, oh and looking for her next boyfriend to follow around like puppy.  With the different man she has dated/screwed, John Mayer, Bam Margera, and that comedian turned actor, Ryan Reynolds light (clearly he is that memorable to me), you think she would be utilizing her comedic timing.  Also, stop going twitter pages to rant, it really makes you look like an idiot!  Read