Jodie Marsh is an international woman of distinction and charm…or maybe just a ho!!

Jodie Marsh aka England’s got clown boobs is violating several laws with this dress and the snake doesn’t look too happy either!  I can hear the snake saying something to the effect of “Hey, I may be a snake, but I have standards and clearly I don’t co-sign on this orange banana handling me, but I was told that if I bite her, she will make me into shoes, handbags, and a duvet.  Only this low-class chick would make me into a duvet, I bet she can’t spell it but she can spell cock!”  Read