Paris and Doug try to skank up a yacht function…given heave ho!!!

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds light, prove that money can’t buy class as they mistakenly believe that people want to see them acting like dogs in heat.  When you are invited by Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, to an exclusive yachting event, that should tell you something, don’t act like an ass!!  Well, let’s get to it, Paris and Doug are making out in a less than in-love/romantic way, more like they want to film a porn on the yacht, when the guests started to complain.  That is when the talented two go in search for a empty room below so they can begin the caterwalling, and to the rescue, the captain of the yacht stops them and kicks them off the boat for being two low-class hacks or just being low-class.  This needs to happen a lot more with a lot more irritating people in Hollywood, put people that don’t behave on blast, no more special treatment!  You know Doug and Paris just found an alley and got busy, word is that there were numerous complaints from the rats.  Read