Sarah J. Parker is shaving off her beard…goodbye Matty Poo!!

Matthew Broderick is as talented as the day is long, and boy does he love long days…PAAAAAZING!!  So after seven plus years of marriage, Sarah Parker has moved out and got her own place and is finally looking back into getting some genuine man meat.  Oh yeah, Sarah was once about “doin the do” but security, fame, and a supposed drama free life seemed appealing compared to trying to make it happen with regular guys and other celebrities.  The whole idea of Matthew cheating on her is horrible just for the fact that he should take his vows seriously, money doesn’t forgive the hurt, “Tom Cruise bats eyes“.  Sooo, I wonder if he pulled a Clay Aiken/Doogie Howser and snatched some dancer from his last show and he told him that he could call him Ferris.  Who is the next fauxcouple to disintegrate, only time will tell, but for certain by spring there will be another big un’.  Read