Tila Tequila doesn’t look real…No thanks MTV switch hitter!!

Now this ho should be embarassed knowing that she don’t look nothing like this in person, NOT EVEN!!  If you have never heard of Tila Tequila before and happen to see this foreign publication, you might be thinking “damn, how can I get some of that?”  It is like someone telling you that Taco Bell has the best food on the planet and after eating their food you shit your life away on the toilet.  Once you see this person again, I guarantee there will be a beatdown in his immediate future for false advertising.  In real life, Tila looks like the second string fluffer on a low budget porn, is that too harsh?  Ha, ha, too damn bad!!