Jude Law light gets in an accident and he likes chipmunks!!

After leaving the Green Door club in Hollywood, Ca, Orlando Bloom leaves in his or maybe it’s his ladyfriend’s Toyota Prius/Matrix, but there’s just one problem, he ends up running into a parked car some time later. Now the usual celebrity excuse would be that the paparazzi’s jumped in front of him or made a reckless move towards his vehicle, but that was not the case as police arrived to find the passenger front end smashed in and his passenger in bad shape. Bloom was described by paps as “drunk off his ass” and most likely in deep caca! No word yet on the status of his injured female passenger. Which leads to the next question, “who was the injured female passenger?”. OK! magazine is reporting that Orlando Bloom and Jessica Simpson are secretly dating, oh that’s….really….a who gives a damn piece of information. But with this bit of bad news for the Bloomster, Jess’s PR people will try to distance her from him. She seriously needs to find a Tommy Mattola type to take care of her, most young male hollywood types just want to bang her like a drum. But Orlando is different, right??