Lara F. Boyle needs Jenny Craig!!
- Thu Nov 20, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Ridickulous
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Oh my, what a disgusting obese hot mess Lara has become! I guess this can be attributed to eating seven meals a week instead of one, oink oink! If anyone out there knows her family, can we please get an intervention, stat. Thanks TMZ
Guy Ritchie stock is going through the roof!!
- Thu Nov 20, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Celebrity Law&Odor, Entertainment, Film, Of Interest, Shout Outs!
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The photo above is Guy Ritchie and his son Rocco on the set of his new Sherlock Holmes movie, and his adopted son, David is on the way, what a killer Dad! So the buzz is that Guy kept to his original word about not wanting any of Madonna’s money in the divorce settlement and eventhough she is happy I know that there is a part of her that can relate to him. All he wanted is to have joint custody of his boys, that’s all! So she can take all her money and controlling B.S. and shove it, and I doubt she will EVER have another man like him! Prediction: Although she is going to try to fight it, Madonna is going to start to age rapidly, and Guy will not and she is going to be hating him even more. Not everyone in the world is controlled by money, kudos to you Mr. Ritchie, Father of the Year!! Read
From Tropic Thunder to Valkyrie…Tom Cruise is hi-larious!!
- Wed Nov 19, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Film, Oops!, The Ridiculous
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Early reviews are in and Valkyrie is a steaming pile of jibber jabber! If you haven’t seen Tropic Thunder, do yourself and see it, because Tom Cruise was very very funny and he should start doing more comedies, the dramatic thing is dead. I don’t know if it was the script, the timing, personal reasons, or all of the above that made the filming of this movie, Valkyrie, a colossal waste of time, but such is life. He needs to move away from always trying to be the hero in a film, he doesn’t necessarily have to be a villain, but just be a part of a talented albeit diverse ensemble, just a thought. Oh well, he can cry his tears into Katie’s lap! Read
From 16 Candles to Lounge singer…Ms. Ringwald!!
- Wed Nov 19, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: Artsy Fartsy, Entertainment, Music, Of Interest
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If you happen to be in Southern California area, specifically Pasadena, do yourself a favor and take a tall cool sip of the melodic stylings of one Molly Ringwald. Of course known for Sixteen Candles and a slew of other movies, she has been singing since the tender age of six and is it me, or does she have a little Jennifer Garner looking thing happening? I have always liked Molly because she was never taken to the usual Hollywood foolishness, of drugs, drinking, over inflated sense of accomplishment, and slutty behavior. I am sure that she will be a pleasant surprise for most and I look forward to her reviews. Thanks to TMZ for the heads up.
Hugh Hefner Talks About Sarah Palin Posing For Playboy [VIDEO]
- Wed Nov 19, 2008
- By B.A. Barackus
- Filed under: Entertainment
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The king of all Playboy’s gives his perspective on Sarah Palin and her bid for the White House. He also talks about media buzz around the rumor that she could pose for Playboy.
Click the VIDEO tab above to watch clip. NOTE: Allow a few seconds for the Video to LOAD
REBECCA LOOS LETS IT ALL HANG LOOSE!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By FlogNog
- Filed under: Celossip women, Entertainment, Topless, Woody
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Here’s REBECCA LOOS sunning her juggy jugs with a friend on some beach. Rebecca is some English Glamour model, but born in Spain, and then got her claim to fame when she had an alleged affair with Soccer star David Beckham while being his personal assistant. Key word being personal. Enjoy the pics!
Click “NSFW GALLERY TAB” for uncensored & more pics!
Tom and Katie two year anniversary…Eight years remain on contract!!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, Ridickulous
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As an excerpt from a conversation in the upcoming link, these two supposedly met while Katie was auditioning for MI3 as she referred to Tom Cruise as “Lethally Attractive”? Now that sounds like some straight brainwashing foolishness, who the hell says lethally attractive. Here is how they really met, it was a closed room meeting of Tom’s handlers that were looking for a B list actress that is good enough of an actress to pull off the next wedding as genuine, and could get a bump in her career as well. Clearly, there aren’t any A-list actresses that would put up with his “foolishness”, Katie Holmes was on the short list of candidates, and the rest is what they call movie history. Her mouth says “this is the happiest I have ever been” but her eyes say “I should have just stayed with Chris Klein and had a great regular life, oh well, I’m rich bitch!” I hope it has been well worth her time! Read
Paris Hilton: Can’t knock her ho hustle…wake up Benji
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Entertainment, Oops!, Ridickulous, WTF
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New day, old ho! I guess that all is not fantastic in Maddenland, as Paris’s self-described soulmate, Benji Madden was no where to be found in Miami this past weekend at the Fontainbleau Hotel. But guess who was there…Paris’s on again-off again bump buddy, Greek shippping heir, Stavros Niarchos, and it was business as usual between them. The long of the short was that they were all over each other and they left together…hmmm, insert comment.
THE TWO-HANDED BIKINI!… SAD!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By FlogNog
- Filed under: Ridickulous, Side Boob Show, WTF
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Now old, dirty women with saggy boobs can get the attention from old dirty men and have the sensation of being felt up all day long while tanning at the retirement pool or the lawn bowling tournament or in their own backyard! Introducing the “IGotEm’ Bikini” by the Saggin’Rack Bikini Co. Okay, I made the name up and it looks like the top is home made cause only a idiot company would try and mass produce this lame ass bikini and think it could actually turn trendy on anyone. On second thought, the world is filled with lame ass people who like to draw attention to themselves with stupid crap so it just may catch on. Okay, I spent way to much time talking about this stupid thing. But ladies, imagine if the fingers moved robotically! Squeeze, release, squeeze release…
BATTLE OF THE ASSES!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By FlogNog
- Filed under: Ridickulous, WTF
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Okay, so who wins the BIGASS contest! #1 looks like a big ass but it could very well be a tumor growth. Seriously, how does an ass grow out like that. It looks hard and unfriendly. I don’t know, that ones got me scared. And #2, well that one is just ALL ASS. Bam, she just waiting for someone to slap a cramp in that turducken ass! Well, I don’t know who wins and frankly I don’t care. I just do post of women with BIG ASSES for my boys at MP & C to marvel over. They likes a big ass! Remember Serena’s Ass post. Well she got nuttin’ on #2’s or #1’s for that matter!
VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGELS DO IT BIKINI STYLE!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By FlogNog
- Filed under: Apparel, Artsy Fartsy, Celebrity Crap, Celossip women
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LOOK, IT’S THE WOMEN YOU’LL NEVER HAVE OR EVEN KNOW FOR THAT MATTER! Yes, it’s the VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGELS striking and teasing every man alive in their tiny white bikinis. Kinda makes you wish you had a big fire hose at this photo shoot but filled with high pressurized hot fudge! Yeah, I don’t know. I just like hot fudge. And when you put it on hot women and their breast, say like, oh, Marissa Miller’s or Miranda Kerr’s, and lick it off, you can pretty much be sure it’ll be the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth! Unless of course the other boob just happen to somehow have coconut cream pie on it. Ummmmm, now that’s heaven!
CHLOE SEVIGNY in: MIAMI BEACH BIKINI BABE?
- Tue Nov 18, 2008
- By FlogNog
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Misc, Of Interest, Ridickulous
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So, I’m still debating if CHLOE SEVIGNY is hot or not.
Certainly these bikini shots tell one story, a sexy story, which draws up fantasies in my dirty mind where she runs to me on that beach in that bikini which just so happens to come off, kinda like how Phoebe Cates did it in when she came out the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and then I bang her right there in the sand. Then, my memory kicks in and flashes of Chloe sucking Vincent Gallo’s dick on film plays out and then I’m disgusted. So instead of banging her, I just bury her head in the sand and have kids hit her with their little plastic shovel and pails. Conclusion: NOT HOT!