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Jessica Simpson wow them at AT&T Pro-Am tourney…ok, not really!!
- Thu Jul 2, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Misc, Oddball, Ridickulous, WTF
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Hey, Jessica Simpson may not have the market cornered on talent, but she is working that tight dress! But what is more sad is that she once again had to follow her boyfriend somewhere to show support singing the national anthem, cough cough, bullshit. Doesn’t she have to be at an opening of a Car Wash, Taco Bell renovation, or sing at Estelle and Maury Goldfarb’s 50th wedding anniversary in Suffolk County, Long Island. Joe Simpson has fallen asleep at the wheel and the car is unfortunately going over the cliff. If Tony Romo gets her pregnant, then it is a wrap!!
Hayden Panettiere showing depth in acting….yeah right, as if!!!
- Wed Jul 1, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Film, Ridickulous, Side Boob Show, WTF
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That little bite sized actress from “Heroes” which is on it’s last leg unless it evolves, will be in a new movie showing her nekkid body. The movie, “I Love You Beth Cooper” starring some young dime a dozen dude Paul Whatishisnamewhocares, Hayden plays a super popular cheerleader….wow, she is not just popular, but SUPERPOPULAR! Ok, I have heard enough as probably have you, clearly she is no Natalie Portman, but isn’t she also a cheerleader on Heroes? This sounds like the movie industry’s version of the stimulus plan, as they are just handing out money to those poor working 2-4% that are overwhelmed with past due notices, tissue please. A little prediction, pun intended, this movie will stink and will not Bring it! Socialite
Jodie Marsh is an international woman of distinction and charm…or maybe just a ho!!
- Tue Jun 30, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oops!, Ridickulous, Side Boob Show, WTF
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Jodie Marsh aka England’s got clown boobs is violating several laws with this dress and the snake doesn’t look too happy either! I can hear the snake saying something to the effect of “Hey, I may be a snake, but I have standards and clearly I don’t co-sign on this orange banana handling me, but I was told that if I bite her, she will make me into shoes, handbags, and a duvet. Only this low-class chick would make me into a duvet, I bet she can’t spell it but she can spell cock!” Read
Megan Fox is truly gorgeous, but…not the sharpest knife in the drawer!!
- Tue Jun 30, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Artsy Fartsy, Celebrity Crap, Celossip women, Entertainment, Oddball, Ridickulous
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Megan Fox is one of those girls that you are totally infatuated with, however once you talk with her you leave thinking, “what just happened?” Last week I wanted to watch her on Regis and Kelly, and William Shatner was filling in for Kelly Ripa, Megan’s beauty did not disappoint but she is not as smart as she probably thinks. I looked at my wife and I asked her was it just me or was Megan nervous or seemingly not too bright and my replied that she was sorry but Megan didn’t appear that bright. After talking with other buddies that really dig her and watch everything related to her, some said that she was just nervous, while others thought she seemed out of sorts. Hey, I realize that there are all kinds of women, and although she is not Angelina Jolie, it would have been nice for her to have said anything interesting, different, or funny…but I guess not.
Lowriders Magazine’s Jessica…Does her last name really matter?!!
- Mon Jun 29, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celossip women, Entertainment, MorningWood, Side Boob Show, Woody Award
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With so much death this past weekend, here is a little “Happy Monday” pickyou up to our fantastic readers! I am pretty sure that this young woman has her own ideas on how to deal with the ongoing friction in Iran as well as what makes Seth McFarlane so damn funny. Ahhh, Jessica is a breath of fresh air, click the link for some things you may or may not have known about her, cheers mate! Read
Death is too easy for Bernie Madoff, let him rot!! But let’s get accomplices as well!!
- Mon Jun 29, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Of Interest, Ridickulous
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When I think of homegrown terrorism, Bernie Madoff is a prime suspect! I do understand how some people bought into his Ponzi foolishness just off of pure greed while with others, they were either trusting Bernie personally or their brokers. It is truly a deplorable and sad event to think of people that lost their life savings to this huckster, but this takes me to an old saying, “if something looks too good to be true, then most likely it is.” His old ass should rot in the slammer, but not before getting a little love, for all the pain and suffering he has caused! Also, I realize the Feds are not done with the investigation, because there should be a laundry list of accesories doing time as well, with very little plea bargining. No mercy for Bernie and none for those who allowed these attrocities to happen, dare I say someone in the SEC should be very nervous right about now! Read
So what’s the deal with Carmen Electra? Bloat, baby bump, or booze pouch?!!
- Thu Jun 25, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Artsy Fartsy, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, WTF
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Ummm, what in the blue plate special has Carmen Electra done to herself? Partially shaved hairdo, heroin chic makeup, and funky outfit/nailpolish color, on some women you say “ok, I could see that. But with Carmen, she looks like a hot mess with a side of confusion.” It makes you wonder just what phase people are going through in their lives, but really now, her homegirls couldn’t give her a little heads up on her looking like a whackadoodle! And I really don’t want to make a lot of her stomach but what’s up, also maybe it is age. With Carmen, who the hell knows?!!
Uh huh, Miss Ashley Vee!!
- Wed Jun 24, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celossip women, Entertainment, MorningWood, Side Boob Show, Woody
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From the pages of this month’s issue of Lowrider magazine, we bring you the fabulous and always exciting Ashley Vee. I don’t know how many languages she speaks or even if she prefers cake over pie, does it really matter anyway? All I know is that she is an industrious American that has a voice that needs to be heard and she can catch more than just fish with those stockings!! Read
I thought it would last forever…Nick and Vanessa split, Jessica smiles!!
- Wed Jun 24, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Of Interest, Sports News, Travel
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I have to say, one of my best friends met Nick Lachey when he was married to Jessica Simpson and another buddy works at restaurant that he occasionally frequents, and common denominator is that he was a really nice guy. All I know about Vanessa is that she is very pretty but had some pseudo diva issues that got her fired from some kind of hosting job. With these two calling it quits, how long do you think it will take before she starts dating an athlete/actor and he starts hitting up the L.A. bars for action? How many times do you think Jessica Simpson reached for the phone to call Nick, you know, just to see how he was doing? Read