Anyone looks fantastic standing next to Lindsay Lohan!!
Gov. Arnold needs tough love for his wife…she is above the law!!
Jessica Biel is not taking goodbye as a goodbye!!
Really Nicole and Joel??? Really!!??? Sparrow??!!
You don’t have to call…it’s ok Tameka, b’cause I’m gonna be alright!!
Lindsay Lohan is sinking faster than the Mullets part deux!!
A little something for those who love blondes…Amanda Nicole!!
The Heene’s are full of hot air and their “show” will not fly!!
Whoa! Amy Winehouse hasn’t looked this clean in years!!
Khloe hopes for the best, but Lamar will be the one to mess up!!
Dina Lohan will not go against her mealticket, screw y’all!!
The Hoff’s drinking makes me sad!!
Leave Khloe Odom alone…she is a taller and bigger woman!!
Michael and Dina Lohan are really not interested in saving Lindsay, Cmon!!
Roman Polanski is ordered to stay put…bribed with cherry Metamucil!!
Audrina Patridge has fans….Audrina Patridge has fans?!!!
- Tue Mar 16, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, Side Boob Show, Television, The Ridiculous
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Reality personalities, not stars, are not actors, they are just acting! Screw the b.s. enough is enough! I don’t care how many horny adolescent/middle age men think that Audrina Patridge is sexy, because beauty is subjective, I am just so threw with every two-bit reality hack thinking that somehow it is their TALENT that causes them to be so wildly popular and successful. I truly miss and yearn for smart and funny television shows, that put real actors to work! That being said, I am glad that the Police were taking Audrina’s stalker seriously, Tila Tequila…….yeah right!! It is just so sad and I am definitely so damn old by remembering what actually passed for good television. Oh well, time to read a book, or at least watch SportsCenter, dah dah dun dah dah dun! Pics
Lohan doesn’t want to piss off Madonna…it might be cooooytins for her!!
- Mon Mar 15, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oops!, Ridickulous, WTF
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There are three things you don’t do in life, throw rocks at grizzly bears, tug of Superman’s cape, and mess with any property of the Material Woman! Lindsay Lohan is pretty much no longer taken as any kind of serious actress in Hollywood, this is fairly commonly known. She makes her money off of residuals, photo shoots, and a film every now and again, but if she wants to keep passing around her toxic clam dip she better start thinking straight, Jesus Luz, jailhouse property of Madonna, is strictly off limits. But we know that the red-headed Rhodes Scholar just can’t leave well enough alone, as she had “her people” call the VIP Room in Paris, Fr to try to set something up with her and Jesus, as he was the celebrity host of the evening. As a man with a modest amount of boxing and martial-arts training, I wouldn’t want any part of Madonna, literally and figuratively, PASS! Perhaps this just might be a blessing in disguise for Lohan as if anyone can whip her into shape….Madonna can. Thanks to Celebitchy,
David Beckham is on the shelf for a while….he may never be the same!! !!
- Mon Mar 15, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Of Interest, Sports News
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For the average Joe, tearing your achilles is a very painful and tedious recovery, but for a uber Soccer God of the magnitude of David Beckham, this could very well alter his career. Being involved in a sport that heavily depends on running such as Track and Field and Soccer, and coupled with age, I know people think that David can walk on water, but don’t be surprised if he is not the same player. I believe Donovan Bailey, former track star, had his career reduced severely after an achilles tear, it is just the nature of the injury. What will work in David’s favor is taking his time coming back and utilizing the state of the heart rehab that is at his disposal. Also, he looks a tad bit pissed off in this pic, thanks to TMZ for the pic.
Corey Haim, gone too soon? Or not?
- Wed Mar 10, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Celebrity Death Watch, Entertainment, Film, Ridickulous, WTF
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Today, family, friends, and numerous domestic and international fans mourn the loss of a true seventies/eighties great, Corey Haim. Although he died of an “apparent” overdose as characterized by Providence St. Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank, Ca, the harsh reality is that no one truly dies of an apparent overdose. I am certain that his mother and other close family and friends continued to support him up until his last breath to “stay the course or keep it clean” but as we all can see, those decisions ultimately rest with the person. I don’t feel any need to play dimes store psychologist with this man’s life, but these are the unfortunate lessons that those who are new to the business or are experiencing a major falling off of sorts, really need to consider. The fan in me really mourns his loss, but the parent in me feels devastated more so for his mother, as she stood by him with many others wouldn’t, as that was her baby. This is the selfish and powerful hold that drugs have on some people’s lives, so efffin tragic. All we can do is support his mother, and try to remember Corey for the joy he brought to so many. Live your life to the best of your ability, because no day is promised to any of us!!
The worst joke I have ever heard…the Irish Catholic Diocese!!!
- Tue Mar 2, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Of Interest, Ridickulous, WTF
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I don’t even know where to begin on this latest bit of foolishness? I am sitting on a recumbant bike on the gym this morning and I see a blurb on the financial channel that an Irish Catholic Diocese is appealing to their parishoners to help them offset the cost of legal expenses and lawsuits to the tune of $14million. So let me get this straight, you want your churchgoers to pay for the reprobate priests that sexually abused children, and you guys covered it up all the while? The absolute unmitigated gall of these no good effers!!! Lord forgive me, but as soon as I would have found out about this, If I lived in that town, I would have knocked the hell out of that priest! But you know some people are stupid enough to start writing checks and dropping money into a collection! Wow!! I am still in shock at this kind of bullshit, and my heart goes out to all innocent victims of sexual abuse conducted by the hands of trusted clergymen, death is too good for these bastards! Read
Jayson Williams should have been in jail already!!
- Tue Feb 23, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Law&Odor, Ridickulous, Sports News, WTF
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Sorry if I don’t have any tolerance or respect for former NBA player Jayson Williams, who accidentally/recklessly killed his limo driver Costas Christofi with a shotgun, at Williams’ home in 2002. Although the judge rendered a five year sentence, this assclown, who may now be filled with genuine remorse, is up for parole in 18 months, 18 MONTHS?!! Screw that, Jayson should have to do the entire time with absolutely no time off for good behavior seeing that it has been seven stinking years since the Christofi family has gotten any sort of justice! A strong message needs to be sent that foolish behavior such as this will never be tolerated. You do the crime, you do the time! My heart goes out to both families.
Quiet as kept, Tiger Woods is a HUGE ARROGANT ASS!!
- Thu Feb 18, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Celebrity Crap, Oops!, Sports News, The Ridiculous
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Tiger Woods could make his little, earth shattering admission of guilt anywhere at anytime. However to do it on a Friday at TPC Sawgrass, sticking it to Accenture, who dropped his sponsorship, shows his true colors, dare I say stripes. I have a brother that works at Yankee Stadium that has told me all kinds of stories of how he doesn’t talk to or even acknowledge his fans, but should any of us really be surprised. Outside of his wife Elin, this ASSCLOWN should have thought about the damage he would be doing to kids before he started working his Soul Train line of ho’s! Just get back to golf and shut up TIger. No one really wants to hear your half-hearted half assed bullshit, that is why we have the soap opera of the Republicans and Democrats! I guess Elin is staying for the children, or should I say being bought at least for a time until things kinda cool down.
Heidi Montag has two silent partners…bye Spencer!!
- Thu Feb 18, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, Side Boob Show, Television, The Ridiculous
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What’s funny is that in this industry, things don’t always seem as they appear. Case in point although there will be a good amount of denial on Heidi and Spencer’s part of his lack of visibility, I can bet that very soon he will be slinging dirt on her as a changed, self-absorbed, cold woman that has broken his heart. And little Heidi will go on to start dating C/B list stars. My mom always told me that you don’t worry about the loud ones in life, it is always the quiet ones that cause the biggest noise. But then again, I could be wrong as Spencer may be working on a multimillion dollar deal with HSN, Universal, and Lexus, to cross brand Heidi as true icon….then she will dump him. So how is that fake marriage working out? Hope you have some kind of contract like Lamar Odom and his small power forward wife.
Yeah, she likes his acting and he loves her music!!
- Wed Feb 17, 2010
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Films, Music, The Ridiculous
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These two aren’t really fooling anybody, not that they would be the type to care either way! I sincerely hope that whichever idiot rag is claiming that it is on and poppin with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston, would truly stop printing such lunacy. Gerard Butler is um….how do I put this delicately, a whore, the unabashed version, although hooking up with present day Lindsay Lohan, not so much. And as for the once and famous former pussycat doll, she has no genuine music career, and Formula One phenom, Louis whatshisname, ain’t trying to wife that, so it’s off to finding the hottest next thing to get her another five minutes in the spotlight. Unless, I am horribly wrong and they are just friends….a hush comes over the crowd momentarily as the stadium erupts in uncontrolled laughter!!!!
Just extradite Roman put him Pelican Bay and put a free lunch sign on his ass!!
- Mon Nov 2, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Ridickulous, The Ridiculous, WTF
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This bastard, Roman Polanski, is trying to buy his way out of jail by offering cold hard cash and only God knows what else! He needs to extradited back to the U.S. to face the music for his taking off, so sorry but it is the law! Once again, if any of you or I had taken off after admitting guilt for a charge/charges it would be like this photo, black and white. Enough is enough, send his ass back to the U.S. so the wolves in the graybar hotel can put some real justice on him, lecherous MF!!!!!! Read
Jessica Simpson should do stand-up because she is Hiiiiilarious!!!
- Mon Nov 2, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: BREAKING News, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, Ridickulous, Television, WTF
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Before I start slamming, I will applaud Jessica for sticking up for her sister Ashlee in regards to her getting axed from Melrose Place. But here are some hard fast truths, this show sucks BIG TIME and neither, neither, damnit I said NEITHER ONE OF THESE SIMPSONS CAN ACT!! It is like watching two angry old blind men trying to beat the crap out of one another, sad. You can blame the lame story lines, lame actors, or both, which by the way if we had a dollar for every pretty face with no talent, this country would no longer have a deficit!  So Ashlee should go back to being a loving mother and working on her “music” and Jessica should continue to make her fortune on shoes, handbags, and hair products on QVC with her boy Ken Paves, oh and looking for her next boyfriend to follow around like puppy. With the different man she has dated/screwed, John Mayer, Bam Margera, and that comedian turned actor, Ryan Reynolds light (clearly he is that memorable to me), you think she would be utilizing her comedic timing. Also, stop going twitter pages to rant, it really makes you look like an idiot! Read
The ghost of Sonny Bono, watch out for that treeeee!!
- Fri Oct 30, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Artsy Fartsy, Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, WTF
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A little scary and twisted, but hell, it’s Mickey Rourke and who is gonna tell him that his Sonny Bono costume is kinda messed up. I found the white makeup to be a fantastic touch, kudos on your brilliance.
The Quaids are not above the law…their luck is about to go bye-bye!!
- Fri Oct 30, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Law&Odor, Ridickulous, WTF
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There are a lot of people in this country of varying races, ethnicities, political affiliations, and sexual persuasions, that have been affected by the downturn of our economy, that being said, very hard and difficult decisions had to be made. However, Evi and Randy Quaid are clearly living in some sort of alternate reality if they think that they can pass a bad credit card at a resort and don’t pay their bill. If you can’t afford something, don’t buy it, grow the hell up. These two idiots will most likely be pulled from the great state of Texas, where everything is bigger, especially the assholes…PAAAAZINNNNGGGGG!! They had more than ample time to settle up their account and not having to worry about court dates, but I guess that was too difficult. I say put them both in jail for at least two weeks, screw them!! Read
Joe Jackson: Purveyor of adult entertainment for discriminating types!!
- Wed Oct 28, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Apparel, Celebrity Crap, Oddball, Ridickulous, Side Boob Show, WTF
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All Joe Jackson is missing is a “Big Apple hat with a peacock feather, a pastel colored three piece, and a sumptuous Cadillac Eldorado on white walls! Oooooh, that would be so…..damn…..clean!!! How considerate of him to take two of his finest out of the stable, give them the night off, and take them to the premiere of Michael Jackson’s last creative endeavor, “This is it!“ Also, quiet as kept, the girls were back to work at the after party. Tough times for us all!
Richard Heene is a first rate idiot and has a lust for fame!!
- Tue Oct 27, 2009
- By The JG
- Filed under: Celebrity Crap, Entertainment, Oddball, Ridickulous, WTF
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What kind of mental midget finds this kind of foolishness funny? Having your infant son pose with a beer bottle, while you try to put a cigar in his mouth is beyond reprehensible! Dressing your kids up in funny costumes when they are infants at halloween is funny, or even putting them in a bunny suit when their favorite aunt comes over ala A Christmas Story, equally funny….ahhh forget it. This asshole will probably get a series, make tons of money, and leave his wife and kids for some young tail, this stuff basically writes itself!